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Your Highness

Zooey Deschanel's breasts look big & full in 'Your Highness.' Do u think she got implants?

I didn't see 'Your Highness' because I don't really watch lamestream bro stoner comedies, but it did a good job of marketing itself by casting Natalie Portman and 'the poor man's Natalie Portman' (Zooey Deschanel) as the 2 female stars of the film. I was looking at this picture of Zooey Deschanel in the movie, and her bosom looks 'massive', and 'full.' After seeing her two photoshop jobs on magazine covers, I am concerned. Concerned that Zooey Deschanel got 'mainstream breast implants.'

Do u think her breasts look 'fuller' or 'more siliconey'? Or is this just a simple 'push-up bra'?

in this still, her cleavage seems 'standard'...

We can only keep hoping and praying that Zooey Deschanel is still the 'natural indie beauty' that we fell in love with, and she hasn't been tempted by the Evils of Mainstream Hollywood...

At the end of the day, Benjamin Gibbard might be the only 1 with the answers 2 these important questions...


Case #1: Flaunt Magazine

Case #2: Mrs Potato Head Lip Gate

Was 'Your Highness' funnie or just a brostreamer dank comedy?
Is Danny McBride the #1 comedian in comedies?
Is James Franco's stock 'in the pooper' because of the Oscars?
Do u think it was difficult for Zooey 2 be in the same movie as Natalie Portman?
Will Zooey Deschanel ever win an Oscar?

Do Zooey Deschanel's perfect alternative breasts no longer exist? [via mnstrm implants]

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