Did u watch the Grammys?
Is there any sort of cultural commentary 2 add other than 'famous ppl of various talent levels gave us memes 2 overanalyze, mock, and slutshame'?
THESE ARE THE 2K12 GRAMMYS....
'I wish these were rotisserie chickens' [via hefty_ppl_jokes]
Tonight was the chubwave genre's coming out party.
Guy from Deep Blue Sea hosted [via Deepest Darkest]
Bon Iver won some award that Skrillex should have won. Delivered horrible speech.
'I am not a whore and men are mean 4 lying 2 me abt loving me' -Taylor Swift's simple message of female empowerment
Say what u will abt Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna, but at the end of the day, he's the best in the game in haunting your graphic rape fantasies.
'U like dat ass?' -Slutwave 101 textbook, chapter 32
Adele collabs with some soulpatch-wave, sculted facial hair country singer bros
Adam Levine is truly the hardest twink in the game right now.
Lana Del Rey's meme buzz album cycle
was an important GAME CHANGING business case in the music industry
that we are only now starting to see the lasting effects of.
She changed every thing
Del Rey proved that no one really cares how the music sounds.
Instead, people love prettiness, controversy, and the construction of the idea of 'fame.'
By 'tanking' on SNL, she became a household name.
It was worth it
2 achieve 'mad album sales'
and propel herself into the lenses of paparazzi cameras everywhere
The LDR 'buzzslut' strategy will be copied by many females
eager 2 get in headlines with lewd acts and controversial moments
where u can argue that 'the world is cyberbullying her'
because no1 ever wants to hold a woman accountable for her actions
'even when she is asking for it' Women and soft-voiced cultural commentators will rush to 'protect' a woman
As long as she produces controversial content and is 'mad hot'
[via riding Lindsay Lohan waves]
protecting the eternal stream of her content
M.I.A. deployed a similar 'LOOK AT ME, YALL' strategy
But I'm not sure if any1 even noticed
because her finger was lost in the background of her sillie outfit
And no1 even understands her when she raps
It is a dark time for women in the music industry
Lana ensured that they must 'pull stunts' to get attention
To 'get people talking'
As a feminist would say, 'all female press is good female press'
So I maybe M.I.A.s act of social terrorism
was good 4 female artists
doing big thangs
big thangs be poppin in 2k11
Who knows if it will help her sell albums
become a true house hold name
or if her time is 'effing up'
because every1 is 'tired of her bullshit'
She probably needs to get brand management consulting
from Zooey Deschanel and Tavi
to learn what makes other women pretend to respect independent females
instead of groaning bc she is obvi trying SO hard...
This is a brand new era of 'slutwave'
It is not about showing off ur body
implying that you are a 'slut' with ur costume
But instead, being willing 2 'sell urself' at all costs
Humiliate urself... slutshame urself...
Give up ur dignity
Just to be 'burned at the stake'
[via becoming a social media pariah]
So many talking heads
talking blogs
harvesting content farms
Can n e 1 even deliver a seminal cultural moment n e more?
After LDR =
Welcome 2 the Slutwave 2.0
How far will u go
2 inject urself in2 'the conversation'?
We Are All Made Of #Hashtags
******
Does this have 'nothing 2 do with female artists' and everything 2 do with M.I.A. being 'an effing dumb ass diva'?
Did MIA just get caught up in the moment?
Was this the easiest prediction ever? [via Carlestradamus 'calling it'] [link]
Has Lana Del Rey been a breakthru for female artists who want 2 get into the spotlight, or has she made it more difficult than ever for female artists to get attention for 'the right reasons'?
Did M.I.A. 'ruin the Super Bowl'?
Should we all just eat Doritos and watch football 4evr?
I remember when it was kinda funnie 2 joke abt all of the female singers who engaged in an armsrace in order to get the attention of the pop-osphere and win over Mainstream America by shedding their clothes, hump dancing, and singing abt having hot sex with men and women. "Slutwave" became the best way 2 describe the sexi contest and was even named genre of the Year by Rolling Stone Magazine [link]. Now we're used 2 seeing Lady Gaga's nipples on-the-reg and Rihanna 'going 4 it' in her latest music video. I know every generation is prob 'sluttier' and/or 'more desensitized' than its preceding generation, but I kinda wonder if modern slutwave has 'gone 2 far'/if we will ever just vibe out to conservativey women who empower us without getting naked and showing off their cha-chas.
Just watched this handicap girl 'go viral' 4 her hit rendition of the original song "My Vagina Ain't Handicap", in which she reminds males out there that even though she is disabled, she deserves 2 be lusted over like a piece of meat. Really feel uncomfortable. Not sharing this bc I think it is funny to watch a person with special needs beg for sex. Sorta just feeling 'dark', like this girl didn't really need to ride slutwaves in order 2 feel compelled 2 make this video/have a strong subconscious desire for dehumanizing sex.
Sorta feel like maybe it is time 2 move beyond themes of 'real life empowerment' via sexual empowerment 4 women.
If u had a daughter, would u let her listen 2 slutwave?
Who will be the next generation of female role models in music?
Do all females in music eventually have 2 go thru a 'sexual identity/liberation' phase?
Does slutwave 'keep going' bc blogs rely on photogallery hits from women with bangin bods?
Has 'slutwave' gone 2 far?
What is ur reaction 2 this girl's vagina not being handicap?
I have always been perplexed by the brand of Ke$ha. Apparently she sold the most digital singles in 2k10, but she doesn't seem 'as famous' as Lady Gaga. She can't sell out entire arenas and plays smaller clubs, but her music must appeal to some1 [via weird mainstream demographics]. I feel like there are more 'weird Middle Americans' who are searching 4 an authentic identity [via sexuality] than we realize.
Have u ever been 2 a Ke$ha concert/do u know any1 who is an 'ardent member' of Ke$ha's 'tribe'?
Her concert is 'a lot like a Blue Man Group concert' except it is more ghey/conceptual [via glittery].
(Side Note: I brought my daughter. She's a princess and her GPA was above 3.25. Happy Graduation, Sugar!)
Female pop artists really help me 2 discover my innter-alt twink.
What is more authentic: buying a t-shirt of ur fave human...
or making a tshirt of ur fave human?
Dressed up like 'effing hipsters' 2 go to a Ke$ha concert.
Sometiems I wonder if being a relevant GHEY VIP is a more fruitful lifestyle than being a relevant alt VIP
Yes, our parents dropped us off. Yes. We have fauxhawks..
Yes. We are still on Myspace. It is the only social network that has a thriving 'slutty electro pop scene.'
Disabled ppl automatically get portable/mobile VIP status.
I <3 the Rolling Stones and bros who look like Mick Jagger
It's not a real concert unless there is a dancing peen on stage.
Who picked the smartest snack?
I like ur outfit. I like ur nip slip.
'we got here 24 hours before the show so that we could be front + center.'
Sometimes I wish I could be young again so that I can remember what it feels like to be 'loved' because ur parents didn't let you get corrupted by mainstream evils.
It was actually a very liberating concert. I learned that I was not just a skinny teen who wasn't sure about his sexuality. I had finally become an official twink.
Another year, another crappy awards ceremonies where mainstream celebs try to throw down memes that get blogged about as indie music fans 'wish for' acceptance from mainstreamers. But this year, indie 'finally got recognized' and now every1 has mixed feelings. Seems like it is just time 2 start consuming indie + mainstream music 'side-by-side.'
Here is the moment where Barbara Streisand announces that they won and Win is like "What the Hell?" Kinda pissed at him for thanking Canada even though he is from Houston and the Suburbs of America are what inspired him 2 write this album. Really an unchill move by him.
Also Regine babbled something in French. Sorta needs to realize how 2 respect America + the American indie dream.
"Ur telling me the ginger bro gets his own Grammy statue? I thought they got 1 and they had 2 share it."
They 'hid' Regine on drums, which was probably a good call instead of letting her sing Sprawl II and ruining any opportunities they had 2 convert new fans.
Here is the Arcade Fire performing "Month of May" as sweet ass BMX bikers ride around on stage. Wonder if this is some sort of co-branding with the X-Games or something. If the Arcade Fire hadn't won Album of the Year, this would have set indie back at least 30 years.
Really felt like at that point Arcade Fire 'wasnt gonna win shit' bc they were marginalized the a crappy BMX helmet cam gimmick, but after the win of Esperanza Spalding, u know that 'the academy' was ready to vote for alt picks.
'At least it provided a great moment for Win + Regine's relationship.'
Not sure if this is Win Butler or a member of Slipknot
...yeah... yalls sex is on fire...
Anyways, the only other indie thing 2 happen at the Grammies was the Vampire Weekends showing up and losing
Katy Perry: I wish I had integrated an egg in2 my performance
Miley Cyrus parties with a bro who fingerbanged her later in the nite
Rihanna Riding mad slutwaves in a recycled Christmas tree dress
Rihanna trying 2 make Chris Brown jealous bc he knows Drake 'already hit that.'
Wish Xtina Aguilera 'cared abt her career' as a slutwaver and lost 20 lbs and got drrrty again instead of going for the 'BBW Aretha Franklin vibes' [via Jimmy John's late nite sub snacks]
Nicki Minaj tries 2 ride slutwaves but will nvr be as 'hot' as Rihanna / Beyonce
Oprah tries 2 rebrand as a slutwaver
Hayley Williams from Paramore dresses like a skank because she doesn't know the difference between 'pseudo-real' awards shows and the MTV family of Awards shows
TWEEN COVERAGE
...because Justin Bieber is one of the most famous ppl on the planet ever...
Here is Justin Bieber letting Will Smith's son rap on his song. Unfortunately, Jaden Smith can't rlly rap as well as his father [via Gettin Jiggy Wit It]
The Arcade Fire is a 2k0s indie band that went mainstream because their songs sound like meaningful anthems. They pretend to be Canadian but Win Butler (lead singer) is actually from Houston, TX.
2k10 seems like it was either the year of the slutwave or the rapegaze. Sorta wonder if there is going to be a reactionary response where we just want to 'get conservative' and connect with the Lord Savior @JesusChrist. New genres will be created that take Animal Collective's family values 2 the next level.
Might get rlly in2 Christian music, touch the lord. From what I understand, u can be 'alt' and 'Christian', just as long as u accept His love in2 ur heart.
Really feel like I potentially wasted the last __ years of my life, focusing on all of the wrong things. I realize that 1 day I am going 2 die, and I need 2 figure out whether or not I want 2 chill in heaven. It seems like 'now' would be a good time 2 commit 2 riding Christian_waves.
Instead of spending my time in relevant dive bars, I will spend my time in relevant 'community centers' that smell like old ppl.
No more slutwaves, no more 'being hornie', no more 'hard peens'/'wet vagines.' Need to take His message 2 the masses.
It feels good to be starting 2k11 with a new goal, a new Lord, a new God, a new reason 2 live. Maybe if we pray harder for bloggable MP3s, God will give us more buzzbands, more mp3s, and a bountiful buzz harvest in 2k11. I'll do anything 2 prevent 2k10 from happening again, even if it means accepting the Lord Savior Jesus Christ in2 my life.
Do u <3 slutwave or Christianwaves?
Will Christian + positive themes be 'hella prevalent' in 2k11 indie music?
Will indie music get really 'values based' as altbros reach the twilight of their '20somethings'?
Do u know any altChristians?
Do u feel sad abt altChristians because they look like they shop at some sort of Christian Hot Topic?
Does white Christian America make u sad?
Is showing ur love + devotion 2 God the ultimate form of self-expression?
Is ur personal brand stronger if ur on #TeamGod?
I'm not sure what the American Music Awards is, who cares abt it, who watches it, who 'actually wants 2 win 1' and who thinks that 'winning' an AMA 'means something.' I feel like maybe MTV Awards shows are probably more relevant than 'real awards shows' because they accept the model/gimmick that they are just trying to create fake events that generate long lasting memes, but these awards shows still have to pretend that they 'mean something.'
Not sure if the old ppl pictured above are 'in charge of it' or if they are just lost parents looking for a neighboring convention center room.
Seems like the only notable meme was this 'tween oreo' picture of Jayden Smith, Justin Bieber, and Willow Smith.
Will Willow Smith be able to keep her meme going/does her song 'resonate with tweens' or does she need to ride Miley-ass slutwaves?
Feel like these days u can turn any random ass tween into a 'tween sensation.' This is Julio, a 3rd grader discovered on youtube who now has a record contract + Disney show.
'I hate my abusive stage dad.' - Julio
Probably wasn't a 'real event' if K3$ha wore a torn ass garbage bag
Keut eyebrows. Ur a fashion icon who will be remembered 4evr
Not sure if Katy Perry actually went or just sent a 'wax statue' of herself
At least she sported some camel toe 4 a meme
Taylor Swift is sort of morphing into a slutwaver in the same way that porn stars like Sasha Grey and Faye Valentine 'got hot' because they didn't have cartoon-titties but just were 'super nasty' and 'loved fucking'
Best New Bangs Award
Who invited Mandy Moore? Has she done anything relevant since "A Walk 2 Remember" / "Candy.mp3"?
'Breathe in, breathe out.' -Gavin Rossdale from the buzzband BUSH
Wonder if Gwen Stefani regrets marrying him since he was potentially 'only hot' in the 90s.
"Who the eff is Rob Thomas?" -Gavin Rossdale collabing with Santana to 'crush it' during a cover of "Smooth"
My free spirited 4th grade Spanish teacher showed up.
Apparently the Backstreet Boys and the New Kids on the Block 'merged' and they are going to start touring together even though they are all fat, old, gross, and can't sing as well.
I wonder how these bros are able to handle 'not being famous' any more. I imagine them ordering a sandwich at Subway and waiting anxiously for the sandwich artist 2 recognize them.
Here is some really embarrassing video of their live performance.
Kinda funnie 2 see people trying to get back into these brands.
Wonder if all of the non-Timberlake members of NSYNC wish JT's career was 'tanking' so that they could 'reunite'
No idea who this dude is, but looks like the guy who made my fries at Jack N the Box last nite.
No idea who this guy is, but looks like the guy I had to 'argue with' when they effed up my order at Jack N the Box last nite.
Worried that Xtina Aguliarea has been vibing at Jack N the Box a lil bit too much [via 2 for 99 cents tacos]
Adele BB! Say it ain't so! Not a sex tape! Not from u!
Adele was RIDING HIGH after winning like 100 Grammy Awards, but now she has hit rock bottom, especially after this NAUGHTY sex tape was released. I cannot CONFIRM that it is actually her, but it looks a lot like her. Sorta like a large woman with her mouth open as if she is singing "We Couldve had it alllll," except she is probably having a BEAUTIFUL, SENSUAL orgasm in what looks like the back seat of a van.
I HOPE TO GOD that she is NOT property of the MOTHER EFFING BANG BUS!
Ugh. Honestly, whoever is rolling in the deep of Adele's CURVY, AMAZING body is a lucky man. She should have KNOWN BETTER not to let a camera in the bedroom. Last time a man filmed me, he ended up #slutshaming me all over the internet :-(
Adele BB! This better not be u, or else I am RETURNING ur album to WalMart!
If this sex tape is REAL, I am officially ABANDONING Adele, and instead going to ONLY be a Lana Del Rey fan. I'd expect this from the ghost of Amy Winehouse, but NOT from Adele. I truly believed that she was the class of female singers. Now, I'm not so sure.
Does this look like Adele, or just 'some random fat woman'?
I honestly miss Whitney a lot. I've just been LOST on youtube, watching her videos over and over again. I stumbled across this TOUCHING tribute 2 Whitney BB! Honestly, we're never gonna have another voice like her.
UGH. I hate when I am all emotionally attached 2 celebs because I feel like they were actually there for me thru the years, not like my family who abandoned me as a doorstep baby. Honestly, listening to this Heartbreak Hotel California songs makes me sad bc it reminds me of my ex. :-( He LITERALLY dumped me in a hotel after attempting to human traffick my body. #asshole
U look good, bb!
I honestly hope that Whitney's ghost haunts us. I miss her, and even if she is around in the form of evil spirits, I think we'd all understand.
Miley BB! I LOVE LOVE LOVE cake! It is honestly my fave! There is this erotic cake shop by my house, and I have ALWAYS been tempted to go in, but I get self conscious. :-(
The truth is, I haven't been around a peen in a long time. One of my girlfriends suggested that I should get a #vibrator, but I am just sorta paranoid about sticking random things in my vajeng. Ya know what I mean? Like do I have to get Clorox wipes and clean it every time I put it in my cooch or just run it under some warm water? Last time I used a vibrator, a battery actually was stuck inside of me for 2 weeks and I had to have surgery to remove getting tangled in my fallopian tubes.
This party looks SO FUN! I want a peen cake! I bet it tastes good, and it gets u turned on! Honestly, I haven't been with a man in so long that I would probably try to make love to that peen. Sometimes I feel like an animal in heat.
Miley BB! I am glad u have BECOME A WOMAN and now u can EXPLORE UR SEXUALITY. The truth is, if I had a BF and a stable RELATIOnSHIP, I would DEFANTELY be introducing food into the bedroom.
RIhanna BB! What r u Thinking? Who is this NEW MYSTERY MAN?
He honestly looks like an old man. I dated a man who looked similar once. He was older, and required viagra to pleasure me, but honestly, even that didn't work because the site of my body made him immediately go soft. It was sad, and I did have many body image issues. I dealt with his weight, and he SNORED. But i snore, too, so Iguess maybe the right lover for me can accept me the way i am.
Rihanna has DARK, SEXY side, and she is riding his belly! Honestly, I dont think a man could penetrate me due to my large bellie. He most likely would have to find a fold of skin and fat to make love to, but would probably have to get a Clorox wipe to ensure that there weren't dirt crusties in that particular fold. It is very difficult to maintain fold hygeine when u are so large, and there are so many small crevices.
Rihanna BB! Save a horse, ride a cowboy... or a 60 year old man!
give me his # if ur not d8ing him.... I hope that means ur finally OVER Chris Brown
OMG I used to lovelovelovelove the Spice Girls back when they were big when I was in my 20s/30s, but now we've all grown up a little bit more.
The only difference is that they still have bangin' bods... and I sorta let myself go. They probably have husbands and hunky BFs... and I am wandering the Earth, wondering if I was destined to be alone after my exBF just came to my house and stole the 32" HDTV that I paid 4.
'If u wanna be my lover, u gotta get with my friends." That doesn't really apply to me. I just wish I had a BF.
Ginger LOOKS GOOD
Scary Who? Mel B who? Mel C who? Posh Who? #TeamGinger #TeamBaby
honestly wish I could be motivated enough to hit the gym [via Sporty Spice]
She actually reminds me a lot of myself. For a while, yes, I was skinny. And I did almost get married to a guy with a barbwire tattoo around his bicep, too (Nick Lachey was NEVER that hot, to be honest). But I know Nick and Jessica didn't work out, and maybe that was because Reality TV put too much pressure on them... But after my ex and I broke up and he started dating a Mexican (no, I am not racist), I did gain a lot of weight, and in many ways, it did LIBERATE ME. (Admittedly, my weight has gone way past that point.)
Jessica was named one of People's MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! Congrats! She really is beautiful, because CURVES are BEAUTIFUL. U don't have to be skinny to be 'beautiful' according to the media. BIG GIRLS have fun too...
Look at Jess in this video!
Honestly, Jess is a role model for BIG WOMEN every where and an INSPIRATION. It is a shame that she isn't as famous as Lady Gaga because she is just as EMPOWERING.
When does ur new album drop, bb?
I miss ur voice. Way better than xtina Aguelara.... Katy Perry who?
Give props to J Simpson, a true ORIGINAL! U look GOOD and THICK, bb!
Photoshop who? #TeamJessica
Nick Lachey who? #TeamJessica4evr
We first found out about Unknown Slutwave Lolita when she had a diy slutwave concert. After lots of journalistic research, we found out that her name is Bunny Holiday, and she is an aspiring Los Angelesian actress and model. Anyways, she did a new photoshoot with the popular LA alt n00d site Bad Kittys.
Can u see nip [via slip]?
Ur smile is worth 1 million dollars, bb!
In addition, she has a 'new single', but more importantly, more new sexi pix.
I wanna wake up next 2 u..../on top of u...
Can Bunny Holiday become the #1 indie female in indie?
R u amazed by her?
Does she have the perfect alternative breasts?
Do u <3 her music, or is it 'just as crappy as any other dumb electro'?
Does she make u hornie?
Do u have impure thoughts abt Unknown Slutwave Lolita?
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE ROCKS THAT SHE'S GOT
She is still J-Lo from the block, and GIRL KNOWS HOW TO BRING IT.
#onthefloor, bitches! And it has Pitbull too! I love him on that Enrique song!
I am totally #jeal that she lost her baby weight so easily. I need to get a personal trainer bc I actually do want REAL RESULTS, but I will have to deactivate my DVR service to save that money and that would be annoying bc it is a luxury I am used to.
JLoBB, u look good! Keep being healthy! I hope she and Mark Anthony are going strong! I always thought she was too pretty for him, though, but I guess that is true love. #realtalk
Paula Abdul who?
JLo is killing it on AmIdol! I love that show, but I do miss Simon sometimes... He really knows how to tell it how it is, which is VERY REFRESHING in today's bullshit pop culture society.
<3 <3 <3 <3
This song is ALREADY ON my iPod and I burned it on a CD for my 'going out' music for this weekend #ready4theweekend
As any one who works close to my cubicle can attest to, my JAM OF THE MONTH has been Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."
But what if I told you that KATY PERRY covered that shiznit LIVE. Baby, we were all BORN THIS WAY
#jamoftheyear
#jamofalltime
#jamof4evr
I thought that 2 divas like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga could NEVER get along, but a CLASSY move by Katy to tip her hat to the brilliance of this song!
I used to be really good friends with some1 but then she changed and now we are not friends. Well, it was actually because she stole my boyfriend, but she says we hadn't been dating for 2 years, but I say TRUE FRIENDS DONT DO THAT. Ugh anyways serves her right because he got her pregnant and even though they live in a really nice part of town now and have really good jobs with the city, I am still happy that I am me and my life turned out this way because I can still change who I am and adapt.
Props to these 2 slutwave divas! They really know how to perform with TRUE PASSION.
What's next: Lady Gaga covering "Tweenage Dream"? #YesPlease <3 <3 <3
#putUrPawsUp
Yall! I was listening 2 Ryan Seacrest this morning, and Kim Kardashian dropped her new single.
It's called "Jam"
She really brings the house down! This is a CERTIFIED CLUB BANGER, bitches!
Keep playing my jam!
Gaga Who?
2 all the haters who say that Kim Kardashian is not talented. What do u have 2 say now, bitches?
TURN ME UP, TURN ME UP, TURN ME TURN ME UP...
It's safe to say... Kim Kardashian is my new favourite slutwave singer...
Look at Gwyneth Paltrow lookin all good on the beach as she rides slutwaves. U gotta give her props for stayin' healthy even though she is like 40 years old and married 2 that guy from Coldplay "Chris Martin."
I feel sad because they don't have a very public relationship. Maybe she regrets marrying him because now she realizes that his music is all cheesybally, but u know the old saying... "U live... U learn."
Props 2 her 4 shedding the baby weight off after u had Apple and eating right... I really need 2 go on a diet+lifestyle modifications... but maybe after this weekend because we are going out to Chili's 4 my bff's BD. Margarita time!
<3 u Gwnny<3
Let us know when the album drops now that ur 'Glee famous'. <3 <3 <3
And if Chris Martin isn't making u happy... we won't hold it against u if ur single and ready 2 mingle...
Especially with that body... #jeal
View more photos of Gwyneth Paltrow in her sexi bikini riding slutwaves on the beach
I love Shakira not only bc of her fun spicy latina music, but also because of her curvy Latina build. Say what you will about white blooded American slutwavers... but there's something a little bit CaLiEnTe abt Shakira and her big a$$.
Anyways, she went on a d8 with Barcelona Spanish soccer player Gerard Pique. He seems kinda keut. Soccer isn't very big in America, so maybe u should d8 Colby Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers or something.
Good job, Shak Dadi!
I'll bet their car converted in2 a hovercraft, and they rode over slutwaves all nite <3 <3 <3
God bless u, Shakky... Shake the big Latina butt 4 us 4evr
Every1 thought that Selena could never be replaced...
but u did just that.
I just saw this picture from a recent Ke$ha show. She looks like she is giving some twink dude a lap dance on stage, which is pretty chill of her. I've gone to some titty bars, and Ke$ha definitely has the personal brand of a 'white trash stripper who swears she is only gonna be there until she has enough money to pay her rent/car insurance.' Props 2 her though for pulling the old 'grind ur knee into a dude's penis during a lapdance' gimmick.
It seems like she is really buying in2 the whole slutwave thing. She is kicking off a tour (probably not arenas because she isn't as famous as Lady Gaga), and seems to be pulling out all the slutwave tricks possible.
The 23-year-old comic-provocateur-musician gave the tween-filled crowd wall-to-wall electro-dance jams, costume changes, fake blood, 8-foot penises, and two tons of glitter —not to mention a generous amount of lovingly applied baby oil.
Ur telling me that during the Ke$ha live show, she lubes up her vagina with fake blood, glitter, and baby oil, then proceeds 2 ride an 8-foot penis for 3 hours?
"Now that's what I call slutwave!" -from the creators of Now that's What I Call Music
Do u want to see Ke$ha live?
Would u order a lappy from her?
If u saw Ke$ha in a tittie bar, would u approach her for a lap dance, or would it be a 'sympathy lappy' 4 an ugly stripper?
Have yall ever purchased a 'lap dance' / 'table dance'?
Will Ke$ha's career 'tank' or can she get a lot of plastic surgery and get way hotter and even more successful?
Apparently the Grammies are about to start, and it must have degenerated into some sort of MTV VMA type of show that is just some sort of 'fame balling meme of the night contest.' Guess it just demonstrates that music doesn't even matter any more. It is just abt 'fame' and 'zany photo opps.' Lady Gaga probably already 'won' Best Meme of the Night even though the awards haven't started because she showed up in some egg. Not sure if this is a metaphor, or if she is just trying 2 be 'zany-sational.'
Really chill of her 2 have slaves of many different colours carrying her in egg-format.
Is Lady Gaga 'the ultimate performance artist'?
Is she a 'genius'?
Do lamestreamers <3 'anything she does'?
Do u think Madonna is 'pissed' that she never did anything this conceptual and was basically only ever a 'simple slutwaver'?
Do u wish we could throw her egg into a fire or maybe hardboil her ass?
Does this mean that slutwave is being 'reborn'?
Do u think lamestreamers everywhere will get egg pods of their own?
Is this the death of slutwave?
Is this the beginning of the egg wave era?
Will Shannon Gaga have an aneurysm 2nite?
Will Vampire Weekend show up 2 the Grammys in a carton of egg whites?
I was looking at this .gif of Katy Perry that shows how Rolling Stone had to 'photoshop' her in order to make her look '100% hot.' They took a lil bit off the tummie, popped the breasts so they weren't just 'big and saggy', and added some more colour/shine 2 her skin, and probably a lot more stuff that makes her look 'perfect.' Maybe Rolling Stone thought that it would 'save their magazine' by making Katy Perries breasts look way bigger.
It sorta made me wonder...
Is Lady Gaga the most authentic slutwaver because she is kinda ugly, but she just compensates by starving herself and exposing as much of her body as possible?
Has Katy Perry just used 'Hollywood magic' 2 become a top slutwaver?
Do magazines 'cheat' 2 airbrush + photoshop women 2 look hot?
Is our society 'truly effed up' when a slutwaver can't even show her goodies without the pressure to 'look perfect'?
Shame on Rolling Stone. Shame on Katy Perrier. They are rlly not helping tween body image issues.
For all of our female readers, it's okay 2 show off ur body even if ur 'thick.' Real Women Don't Photoshop.
I don't know what Supreme is. If I had to guess, it is some sort of progressive pizza that has a multitude of toppings on it. However, it seems like Supreme's brand has been taken 2 such great heights now that Lady Gaga did a slutwave wet-t-shirt photo shoot featuring a Supreme shirt. The photographs were shot by Terry Richardson. Not sure if he is a 'legit photographer' or if he just has broads 'get naked', but maybe that's what professional photographers are supposed 2 do.
Here she is showing off some nips. Saying 'have u done a wet t-shirt photo shoot yet, Katy Perry?" In addition, you can make out the outline of her vagina lips.
Here is Lady Gaga wearing some 'conceptual stripper shoes', showing off her bare ass, about 2 go skateboarding or something. Maybe needs 2 wear a helmet. Gonna throw down some Ollies/chill down the half pipe.
Doing the classic 'pussie rub', teaching tween girls that u can still have fun while ur abstinent.
Here is a good look at her areolas. Not TOO irregular or anything.
Should Larry Gaga 'get implants'?
Will Lady Gaga always be the #1 slutwaver?
would yall rather throw down a chill sesh with Dov Charney or Terry Richardson?
Is Supreme ur fave kinda pizza, or are u vegetarian?
Is this a great response by the pizza industry to the popular 'Got Milk' campaign?
Do u care abt Lady Gaga?
How do u feel 2 live on an Earth/planet where Lady Gaga is the #1 most popular human based on Facebook LIKES, Twitter followers, and youtube views?
Will Lady Gaga get a 10.0 now that we have learned that only mainstream artists can achieve 10.0s in the modern world?
Is a wet t-shirt nip peep the same as a 'nip slip'?
I just saw this picture of Karen O 'posing'/'modeling' in an Absolut Vodka advertisement. I don't really know much about the Yeah Ya Yeeeaas because they only have like 2 good songs that they some how managed to make an entire career of, but it seems like Karen O is finally 'trying to go mainstream.' Even though they are pretty maltstream, u kinda get the feeling that Karen O still thinks she is a Brooklyn-based artist from 2001 if you watch the interview that follows. I think this might mean that she finally decided to venture outside of the band, because the 2 other forgettable dudes make more money off writing songs than she does, so she is like "I gotta use my looks 2 make some money", one of the first signs that ur a slutwave artist.
Here is some video where she does her best to try to sell "I am doing this because it is art. Absolut supports the arts. I am an artist." Some guy with an accent keeps talking 2 try to make everything sound formal, but every1 knows 'ur just a photographer. I can get the same shots u do with a disposable camera.'
Phrases overheard in this pretentious video: "Creative Collaboration." "Stepping out of my Creative Comfort Zone." "Visual Communication." "Combined Passion and Vision." "We're dreamers." "As an artist, I would never limit myself to one medium."
Is Karen O gonna 'break free' of the YYYs and 'go mainstream'?
Is Karen O 'a genius'?
Is "Maps" their only good song?
Does n e 1 drink Absolut Vodka or is it the alcoholic equivalent of shopping at Target for clothes?
ABSOLUT BUZZWORTHINESS
I don't know what the deal with Robyn is. I think she is just the annual 'gay pride' female indie artist or something. Seems decent, but ultimately might not be attractive enough/show off enough of her body to 'go mainstream.' All I know is that I still consider her career a 'flop' after she failed to 'make it' as a mainstream artist back when Britney Spears and Xtina Aguilera were still entry-level slutwavers. Guess she is stuck appealing to 'the gays' and Euros.
Anyways, just saw this picture of her, and it seems like she is really trying hard to join the slutwave stable of artists. Intense boots. Leggings with some broad's face on them. Tongue hangin out. Humping the air. Cmon Robyn... U gotta 'show dadi a lil bit more skin' if u wanna go mnstrm and ride mad slutwaves. She is opening up for Katy Perry on her next tour, so maybe that will help her career. U never know. Probs just gonna be an artist from the Perez Hilton playlist 4 the rest of her life.
Does Robyn 'look good'?
What does she need 2 do to have a better career?
Is Robyn an overrated indie pop songstress?
Should I get platform boots?
Do Robyn's producers 'do the heavy lifting' and she just gesticulates on stage?
Is Robyn human or is she dancer?
In our modern, interactive, social networking world, we have seen the world of pornography go from producing static jpg content, to video content, and now we are in the era of the interactive pornographic sexual experience with a random webcam girl who is trying to make her living 'shoving toys in her vagina + butt' instead of applying at her local strip club 2 grind her vagine on men [via lap dances]. This LIVE pornographic experience has been the only innovation that has saved the porn industry from the youtubization of their content.
Have yall ever used a porn webcam service? Does it help 'get u off' more than traditional pornography?
It seems like Bunny Holiday's latest music video entitled "Tender Young Flesh" features her in some sort of simulated sex video chat room. She is chatting with hornball bros, waiting to 'go into a private video chat' with them. She shows off her sexie body, tempting u. U can't help but sit around waiting for her 2 reveal more of her goodies.
Does Bunny Holiday 'look better than evr'?
R u glad that we 'solved' the mystery behind the Unknown Slutwave Lolita?
Is Bunny ur favourite alt slutwaver?
Oh Bunny...
I wanna webcam with u
watch u violate urself
Stick miscellaneous objects in miscellaneous holes in ur body
Help u make a living
Just by riding slutwaves
on the internet
Do u <3 Bunny Holiday?
Would u pay upwards of $10 to see a 'webcam show' with Bunny Holiday?
Do u <3 Bunny Holiday's music, or is she 'only about image [via body]'?
Is 'pleasuring urself' while watching webcam girls 'dark', or 'good, clean, safe sexual fun'?
Is this video conceptually fulfilling, or just standard 'modern shock art that provides generic commentary on life in the modern world'?
Do u know any1 who 'webcams' for money?
Are you more into 'getting naked on Chat roulette' 4 strangers 4 free?
Who do u 'respect' more: strippers or webcam girls?
In a previous post, some Unknown Slutwave Lolita 'came out of nowhere' and captured the hearts and peens of HIPSTER RUNOFF readers around the globe. [link] After extensive global research at the public library, we have discovered that her name is Bunny Holiday. Recently she did an exclusive NSFW XXX sexi photoshoot 4 BadKittys.com.
I'm so glad that I found u, Unknown Slutwave Lolita. I know the real u. I might start calling u 'Bunnie' if we start a long-term relaish.
Just used the zoom feature 2 double check whether or not I can see 'the outline of a vagina.'
Wish u could call me... Bunnie... (909) 276-7542 [via the hotline]
Can't tell whether or not u can see 'bush' in this photo
Oh Bunnie
U've taken ovr my <3
my soul
my peen
How do u do it to me?
Ur so alt
Ur so slutwave
Baby, I'm amazed by u
Do u <3 the Unknown Slutwave Lolita?
Is Bunny Holiday going to 'make it' as an 'it girl'/'musician'?
Do u hope she releases more risque content that altbros can 'tug off' 2?
Do u hope she is 18+ [via seeing her nips/bush]?
Do u think the Unknown Slutwave Lolita should replace Unchill AZN Bro [via being mad tuggable]?
Avril Lavigne was seen at the beach, and it looks like she is doing some sort of 'beach cop' internship. Maybe that is just a 'sweet, ironic bro lid', though. I am guessing she is trying 2 become a beach cop bc her career is 'in the shitter' ever since she tried to hard to 'rebel against society' and stopped writing hit songs like "Life is s00 ComPliCaTeD" and "sk8r bois fingerbanging me in the mall parking lot and doing sweet ollies."
Sorta wish I could be in Ariel Lavpink's life rite now. Chill out with her, help her to reinvent herself as a 'Beach House ripoff band' or something. Go 2 the beach, ride chillwaves with her.
Do u think Avril looks mad keut?
Seems like she has a 'keut streak of pink' in her hair. In addition she is sporting the 'school shooting camouflage backpack.' Must be trying hard 2 prove that she doesn't fit in2 society.
Should I get a 'FUCK' tattoo to 'piss my parents off'?
She is apparently 'dating' some character from The Hills named Brody Jenner/letting him 'have his way with her tiny lil alt body.' Wonder if he is 'Mr. Right' or just 'Mr. Right Now.'
Does Avril look hella good?
Can Avril 'come back' as a relevant female wave musician, or will she just 'ride slutwaves'?
Is Avril's career 'over'?
What's ur fave Avril song?
Is Brody Jenner 'hot' or is he just 'the ultimate LA broski d-bag'?
