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Carles is fucked.


I have not podcasted in a while. Then I got really vulnerable, and started thinking about relationships. Kinda weird how we're all humans, and we 'want love' and 'want to feel valuable 2 some1.'  Wonder if I will ever be able 2 'settle down with some1' or if I just want to 'cum with a bunch of ppl' b4 I die.

Just thought I'd explore LOVE. This is the most vulnerable podcast I have ever done.

Put this podcast on your iPod and listen to it with your significant other.

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Have u ever been in love?
What's yalls fave love song?

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Did HRO rlly get hacked, Carles?

I h8 when people say that I would hack myself.
This is a post where I try 2 explain what happened. Not sure if I can get into what happened 'behind the scenes' cuz I don't really 'get' how the internet works, but trust me it was complicated. Just glad I'm back doing the only thing I know how 2 do since I think I'm 'too special' and my mind is 'too beautiful' to handle a desk job.

Yall. I thought I lost everything there for a moment. Fortunately, I was able to get my blog back with the help of a lot of people. Special thanks to Jakob Lodwick, the Gawker technical support team, Michael Arrington, David Karp, the Connected Ventures IT staff, Sergey Brin, the bro who invented the HypeMachine, and the Computer Science department at Parsons for helping me get HRO back.

It was the most difficult experience of my young life. However, I'm back with a new lease on life. It's like u don't realize how much something means to u until it is 'hacked'/taken away from u. Would sorta be like ur facebook profile being taken away from u with some1 else controlling 'who u r' instead of urself. Not sure if that has ever happened 2 yall.

Carles is back with a new podcast which addresses many questions u might have about the hacking.
(Note: Plz believe me. Trust in me. Trust in Carles. The hacking was authentic. It wasn't a viral marketing scheme. Why don't u believe me?)

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'be urself' - a marketing campaign 4 tweens against drugs created by Carles, Sr. in 19k81.

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Feels good 2 be back, yall.
missed u
//learning how 2 blog again
//learning how 2 podcast again

Ask questions if yall have them and I will try to make sure that I have ur trust back. miss yall.


The HIPSTER RUNOFF podcast is a podcast worth podcasting about. This edition of the podcast focuses on "what it means to be a bro."

Bros are every where, and they deserve our attention.
There is an essence of bro which we need to examine. We need to discover what it means to be a broski. Is being a bro more important than 'meaningful sexual+emotional' relationships? Is bro-hood a haven in which we can thrive forever?

In a perfect world, is every1 a bro with every1 else?


/////This is what it means to be a bro.


In order to meet recent market demands, I have created a podcast. I am looking for a more meaningful method of 'self-expression' than just blogging. Please put this podcast on your iPod/zune and go on a meaningful walk with it through the conceptual forest/a meaningful urban environment. You can also listen to it if you 'go to the gym' and 'use the elliptical.'

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Let me know what I can do to 'improve' my blog/podcast, and make it more meaningful/appeal 2 more people.

Other uses for this podcast:

  • burn to CD to listen 2 on a walkman
  • burn on CD 2 give 2 parents
  • put on minidisc player
  • burn on CD 2 give 2 'girl who u want 2 like u bc ur so funnie and smart'
  • blog abt it
  • podcast abt it

Plz call the HIPSTER RUNOFF hotline (909) 276-7542

Carles will be podcasting again soon. Please call the HIPSTER RUNOFF HOTLINE

Call now: (909) BRO-SKI2
aka (909) 276-7542

On the next episode of the HIPSTER RUNOFF podcast, Carles will be answering audio questions from readers and listeners like u.

Plz call the HIPSTER RUNOFF HOTLINE with ur question for Carles. You will hear Carles' voice, encouraging you to ask a question. Be prepared to speak your question in2 the phone. Carles will respond 2 ur question on the next podcast if it is audible + relevant + interesting + provides an opportunity for compelling commentary.

The HRO HOTLINE is here for u. Program the number into ur phone.
Call Carles when ur on a long drive.
Call Carles when u need to vent to some1 after a traumatic life experience.
Call Carles when u need to be cheered up.
Call Carles when ur alone, and want 2 feel like there is some1 there.

Your number + identity will remain confidential. This is sort of like a 'teen issues' hotline, except for 'relevant ppl' who just want to 'shoot the shit' or maybe they have 'grown ass problems.'
*Note: Carles is willing to address teen & tween issues.

HIPSTER RUNOFF is here for u.
Let's get vulnerable.
Let's talk abt life, love, loss, buzzbands, indie, 'the scene', career advice, relationship advice, the internet, tweens, society, America, fastfood, & anything relevant 2 modern life.

Call now: (909) BRO-SKI2
aka (909) 276-7542

What r u waiting for?
What r u going 2 ask?

"I wanna be ur broski."
-the HIPSTER RUNOFF hotline

What do u want 2 talk abt?


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VIDEO VLOG: Some altbro listens to the HRO Podcast while eating yogurt


The HIPSTER RUNOFF PODCAST is a special feature content vertical created by popular blogger Carles. Many people listen to these podcasts, and have special, personal moments while they perform multiple tasks throughout the day. Sitting at your dead end office job. Sitting at a dead end Subway restaurant. On a meaningful elliptical at the gym. Going on a cross country drive 2 find urself.

It seems like this alternative bro listened to the HIPSTER RUNOFF April Fool's Comedy Special while vibing on a parfait and a sandwich. At the beginning of the video, he seemed 'engaged', and even shared a few delightful 'shit-eating grins', but like most HRO content, the gimmick got stale, and the small elements that were 'actually funny' were repeated and driven into the ground.

Does this bro seem 'chill'?
Is he an authentic HRO reader?
Do u think he has an 'official commenting account'?

Do u listen 2 Carles's voice?
Do u listen 2 him on the radio [via Sirius]?


do u <3 or h8 the podcasts?
Should carles 'retire'?
Should Carles 'retire from content farming' and just focus on producing podcasts?
What do u want 2 hear podcasts abt?

Please feel free to record urself listening to HIPSTER RUNOFF audio content. I want 2 see the real u. I want to feel like we're hanging out IRL. I miss connecting with u. Sometimes I feel like we never talk any more and u only hear my voice via podcasts.


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HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt stuff, relevant topics, the end of the social web, and more.

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