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HIPSTER RUNOFF is the #1 leading source for all late breaking occurrences of relevant female singers JIMMY JANGLING tambourines. However, we CANNOT identify what is being jimmy jangled in this photograph. We currently have our research department making calls, attempting to find out what exactly is being jimmy jangled.
We are dedicated to following up on this story, delivering the TRUE, UNCOVERED story behind this unidentified jimmyjangled object by Caroline Polachek of Chairlift.
As you know, we were ON THE SCENE when Zooey Deschanel Jimmy Jangled her first tambourine. She truly has taken the entire jimmyjangle movement to new levels.
We also followed up on the story when Zooey Deschanel jimmy jangled a tambourine in a sailor outfit.
We were there when Regine Chassagne jimmyjangled a tambourine with the dude from Pearl Jam.
There have been many great jimmyjangling moments in indie rock history. We will not let this one slip thru the cracks.
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Caroline Polachek
Alternative CelebrityCaroline Polachek is the female vocalist & star of electro band Chairlift.
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Chairlift
BuzzbandChairlift is a Brooklyn-based electro group. You may know them as the people who had that one song ("Bruises") in that random Apple (iPod) commercial in 2k10.
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At a recent show in the greater New York City area, lead singer of Chairlift Caroline Polachek was doing her thang, vibing, dancing, and singing with what many consider to be the best pipes in the entire indie game. However, one fan took the positive vibes of a Chairlift concert TOO FAR, crashing the stage, and attacking Caroline Polachek. We CANNOT confirm or deny whether or not the crazed woman had weapons or if the only crime she is guilty 4 is just 'wanting 2 have a good time' and/or 'getting lost in the buzz.'
This sloppy mess was at it all night- spilling her drinks, dry humping the air/people, and waving her over-confident arms all over the place so no one could see. The last song of the encore, she decided it was time to get on stage and really put on a show. As you can see, she wasn't going down without a fight!
Here is an alternate clip.
It seems like all we can do is #Pray4Caroline. May the Lord Savoir of Buzz protect her from evil, keeping her BANGIN BOD and PURE INDIE TALENT safe from harm. We almost lost her... but now she is okay.
I understand why this fan would be so obsessed with Caroline BB. Sometimes, I'll use the projector in my room that has a 24/7 loop of indie hotties to watch the Chairlift video for 'Amanamonesia' over and over again, studying the shape and movement of her body until I can have a lucid dream about our first date to Indie Zumba class.
Does this fan seem 'crazed'?
Has this fan 'gone too far'?
Do u wish we had witnessed some bouncer brutality?
Do venues need to do more 2 protect indie stars from the fans?
Should there be a fence between the performers and the fans?
Is Caroline Polachek the hottest indie diva in the game right now?
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The broad from Chairlift wears a sexy unitard on stage, shows off BANGIN alt bod
Caroline Polachek
Alternative CelebrityCaroline Polachek is the female vocalist & star of electro band Chairlift.
Lists: QTs
Read more>>>>
Chairlift
BuzzbandChairlift is a Brooklyn-based electro group. You may know them as the people who had that one song ("Bruises") in that random Apple (iPod) commercial in 2k10.
Lists:
Read more>>>>
Photo by Erez Avissar
Caroline Polachek is the lead singer of Chairlift. I haven't heard many of their songs, I usually just listen to her collabs (Holy Ghost! + Washed Out). It seems like she is eating up the spotlight that is shining bright on her BANGIN alt body. I dig her vibes. She's not really 'showing skin', but she's still showing us that her body might be God's gift 2 alt. U have to give her props for knowing that the leotard meme will help their buzzband model. More bros show up at shows. She becomes a top tier indie diva. Critics will 'love her' bc they want 2 bang her. Every body wins, the buzz Gods are happie.
Lord knows my peen went raw for a few days after jagging off to the video for "Amanaemonesia", where she shakes that alt bod all over the ground in some artsy music video.
Oh Carol... What a voice! But more importantly... What a bod!
Carol........
I'm buying a unitard
just 4 u
and me
so we can vibe
R u hornie 4 her?
Is the sexie unitard 'good for her buzzband'?
Do u 'give a damn' abt Chairlift?
Does she have a GREAT VOICE and a GREAT BOD?
GREAT BOD?
What a bod?
Do u ever have fantasies abt her in various unitards?
Is this good for her brand, or will she ultimately end up having to wear unitards for the rest of her life, then when she is out in public and not wearing a unitard, fans will be pissed and say, "Hey. Where the EFF is ur unitard, bb?'
This is a new Chairlift video for the song "Amanaemonesia." I don't really care that the song has a stupid name, bc they 'delivered' with a solid video that features HOTTIE ALT Caroline Polachek showing off her bangin body in a green leotard / jumpsuit / spandex sex slave outfit. I have watched the video 10+ times, watching every inch of her body, thinking abt what life will be like when I make <3 to the first altbaguette of my life. I'll finally know what it is like to be with a premium alt hottie.
Do u think Chairlift will ever 'turn the corner' on being an iPod commercial wave band?
Can they 'make the leap' 2 relevant buzzband status?
Can the strength of Caroline Polachek's good looks carry the band to the buzz promiseland?
What a bod!
She looks good, bb!
S00 much sexual imagery...
Is she the hottest BB in indie?
Can she replace Alice Glass / Vicki LeGrand / Maddie Follin / St. Vincent as the #1 altbaguette premium hottie in indie?
I'm going 2 1 of their concerts just bc I expect her 2 wear this outfit again.
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The Broad from Chairlift (Caroline Polachek) does a slutwave photoshoot
Do u <3 her?
Caroline Polachek
Alternative CelebrityCaroline Polachek is the female vocalist & star of electro band Chairlift.
Lists: QTs
Read more>>>>
Chairlift
BuzzbandChairlift is a Brooklyn-based electro group. You may know them as the people who had that one song ("Bruises") in that random Apple (iPod) commercial in 2k10.
Lists:
Read more>>>>
I am not too familiar with Caroline Polachek or Chairlift, but I know that their song was used in some iPod commercial post-Feist because it 'sounded indie' [link], and then one time she sang on a song that Washed Out wrote.
Anyways, because I believe that a series of sexy indie celeb photographs is more valuable than 95% of indie mp3s, I just wanted to post these pix of Caroline riding slutwaves around her house. She has a really solid indie body, and I think she has been known to wear 'provocative' things on stage. I think if she continues to 'look good' and 'show off her body', Chairlift can maybe become relevant in an authentic way instead of in the failed Apple buzz kind of way.
Wonder if she has potential to become 'the hottest woman in indie.' Oh kewl, do u play instruments? R u in a buzzband?
Here she is trying to 'rip off' Toro Y Moi's "Underneath the Pine" album cover by eating citrus.
Do yall think that she is 'keut'?
Should she just wear this on stage every time they play?
Is Chairlift an authentic buzzband, or are they a failed buzzband?
Do yall <3 Caroline?
Does she look 'good' and 'classy'?
Can she become more relevant than Alice Glass/Vicki LeGrand if she just shows off more skin?
Caroline Polachek
Alternative CelebrityCaroline Polachek is the female vocalist & star of electro band Chairlift.
Lists: QTs
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