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LOOK AT THESE EFFING RAVERS & DUBSTREAMERS

"CMON RAVER BRO... That just doesn't even make sense... I am going to put on ur own bracelets and pummel you to death with them"

Photos by the cobrasnake

The Identity Festival came to a close this month, so there were tons more rave photos in miscellaneous locations around the country. We are continuing to monitor the proliferation of electro culture. Yes, 'electro music' has been around for a long time, but we are witnessing history as it continues 2 'go mainstream'. The modern rave is a threat to the traditional music festival because Generation Z kids might not care about Generation Y's boring ass indie music.

//RAVE OR EFFING DIE\\

R u going 2 go 2 Identity Festival next year to laugh @ all the ravers?
Or will u be there 2 RAGE LEGIT DUBSTEP?
Do u <3 or h8 RAVES?
Is MOLLY the official drug of the 2k11 rave?

Goo Goo Gaa Gaa Rave Rave! [via massive amounts of molly on my pacifier]

THIS IS HOW I ROLL [via acid / molly / xtc / mdma]

Electro music caused me 2 have a face period. #face_periods

'Ever since grandma died, grandpa has been trying to find himself. My grandpa became a raver.'

U still call it HOUSE MUSIC, bro? I thought the generally accepted term 4 the vague genre of popular electro is currently 'dubstep'?

'I only leave my grammy's basement when there is a rave within a 400 mile radius of her home.'

Raving is an equal opportunity experience

Why is ur ear blue? Why is a home improvement project dangling from ur ear?

Aoki, some dog in an Aoki shirt, and the dude from Breaking Bad

Is rave rafting more dangerous than 'white water rafting'?

Big Ole Rave Ass up in my face

sh0w m0ar b00b

'I'll take a double raveburger with dubfries and a small molly milkshake.'

If I tackle this bro, do I get a 1-UP / extra life?

CONTINUE MAKING FUN OF EFFING RAVERS ---->

The Cobrasnake

Alternative Celebrity

Mark Hunter is the Cobrasnake, some bro who travels around the world taking pictures of alt shit so now he has a lifestyle brand.

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Alternative Celebrity, DJ

Skrillex is a popular dubstep DJ who is arguably the #1 alt DJ in the world.

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Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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THE GENRE SHIRT RETIREMENT SALE


The end of an era.
The end of the Genre Shirt.
Thousands sold, limited quantities left.

U've been there a long time for me, Genre Shirt
Remember the time u got ur write up in the New York Times? [link]
Felt like u were 1 of the most relevant t-shirts of all time.

BUY NOW: http://iamcarles.com

Miss u Bebe

damn. the meme is dead. here comes the summer

oh yeah u can buy this shirt too in 'limited sizes'



we had a good run
seems like it is time to 'cash out'
end it all
not even sure
abt my identity any more

Just wanna make love to my altbros wearing a genre shirt

EXCLUSIVE UNLOCKED LEAKED DISCOUNT CODES

XLBRO (40% off for bros who wear extra large tshirts )
XSQT (50% off for ultra keut lil girls)
MISSU (25% off for everything else)

Just want Xtra Small QTs to wear 'the brand' at all costs.
Worried
need 2 liquidate
before the relevant buzz mice start eating thru the Am Appy boxes in 'the warehouse'/corner of my room
compromising my inventory
cutting into 'margins'

Never give up on the Carles Brand

Miss u

U had a good run, Genre shirt

Wonder if Genre shirt will 'retire' then 'come out of retirement' in 2-5 years at an increased cost
Wonder what genres will emerge, or if 'chillwave' is the last stupid genre that the indiesphere will let happen.
Wonder if this is 'the end' of the I Am Carles brand.

BUY NOW: http://iamcarles.com
EXCLUSIVE UNLOCKED LEAKED DISCOUNT CODES

XLBRO (40% off for bros who wear extra large tshirts )
XSQT (50% off for ultra keut lil girls)
MISSU (25% off for every other size)

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Carles

Meme, Blog, Alternative Celebrity

Carles is the popular blogger from the popular internet website HIPSTER RUNOFF.

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Bebe Zeva posts STEAMY workout pic

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Bebe Zeva is an internet brand that was once associated with HIPSTER RUNOFF, winning over the <3s of all the lame bros who read HIPSTER RUNOFF and are all like 'That BB looks hella good!" Recently, Bebe was spotted posting a STEAMY workout pic to her #Instagram account. It appears as though she did some cardio, and potentially some weights. Sources cannot confirm whether or not she did any sort of formal calisthenics.

Bebe Zeva could not be reached for comment to confirm her workout routine.

Does BB look good?
Do u miss Bebe Zeva?
Is she just somebody that u used 2 know?

R u on #TeamBebe?
Do u wrkout [via LMFAO]?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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VIDEO: Bebe Zeva goes 2 record store, shows off her taste in music

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Bebe Zeva is an alt 'it girl' who some ppl <3, and other ppl h8. Anyways, she went to some record store 2 show off her taste in MP3s that exist on physical formats. She LOVES alt stuff, and h8s mainstream stuff, which seems chill/alt/anti-stream. She is wearing 1 of her lookbooky outfits, so I guess it is compelling 2 watch or something.

Do u ever shop 4 mp3s at record stores?

She LIKES Tennis and Belle & Sebby...
But on the other hand... She h8s Journey... and mstrmrs...

Does she look good?
Do u go 2 record stores?
Do u <3 or h8 the Bebenator?
R u vibing to her taste in music or is she TOTALLY WRONG abt her taste?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Win Butler and Bebe Zeva star in the new Toro Y Moi music video

Toro Y Moi has a new video for one of the best songs on his most recent album "Underneath the Pine." It seems like some teen bros go lurking in some hottie ghosts' house, then the ghosts turn the bros into ghosts and they have some dance partie where every1 rides ghostwaves.

Anyways, it seems like this video is 'filled with relevant indie celebs', including Bebe Zeva.

In addition, the Arcade Fire's Win Butler seems to play one of the bros.

Unfortunately Win is murdered by Bebe Zeva. This must mean he is trying to parlay the success of the Arcade Fire in2 a relevant acting career.

Do u wish they had just used 2 BBZVs?

After starring in the latest Best Coast video, and previously a Calvin Harris video, is Bebe Zeva the new alt video girl?

DO u <3 this video?
Was Win Butler's character underdeveloped?
What is ur fave song on UNDERNEATH THE BRO?
Do u still have <3 4 Bebe Zeva?
Have u ever broken into a haunted house, then became a ghost bc they murdered u?
Do u wish the bros were played by Chaz & his band of bros?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Win Butler

Alternative Celebrity

Win Butler is the lead singer bro of the Arcade Fire. He is married 2 some girl in his band named Regine. He is from Houston TX but now claims 2 be from Canada.

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Donald Glover and Bebe Zeva star in new Best Coast video

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Drew Barrymore directed some video for Best Coast that really executes the alt-tween-HD aesthetic. The song is for "Our Deal", which is originally a 2 minute song, but somehow the song extends for 4 minutes, I guess just to make the video 'deeper.' I'm not sure what Best Coast's deal with sponsored music videos is, but at least she is making some dank money while other ppl do the creative heavy lifting.

There are apparently tons of celebs in this video. I'm not a tween, so I don't know the majority of them. Donald Glover, the failed indie rapper, seems to have a part in this. Every1 else is a tween, so I am not sure why he is 'fiercely emoting' like this is a career-defining opportunity, or something. He is clearly just trying to 'pay his dues' to try to be let into 'the indie club.'

In addition, HIPSTER RUNOFF 'it girl' Bebe Zeva seems to be in the video as well, playing some girl who falls in love with a buff alt tween bro, then she murders him.

Do u like this music video?
Will it help her mainstream brand?
Will she see a 68% rise in girly tweens in her audience?
Does Bebe Zeva look good, bb?
Is this a dark day for Donald Glover's brand?
Do u wish Best Coast made a cameo in this video as a Latina gang member who was tragically murdered via gang crossfire?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Best Coast

Buzzband

Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats

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Donald Glover

Alternative Celebrity

Donald Glover is an alt comedian who is trying to 'make it as a buzzband' under the name Childish Gambino.

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Bebe Zeva stars in new Calvin Harris music video "Bounce"

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I just watched this new music video 4 the song "Bounce ft Kellis" by Calvin Harris, and I couldn't help but notice a familiar looking face in the opening scene. Bebe Zeva seems to have made her 'music video acting' debut, potentially making her an 'in-demand' video girl. Before we know it, she will be getting 'ass implants' and shaking her 'badonk' as some1 poors champagne on her body.

Does Bebe 'look good'?
Should she post her sexi look on her fashion blog?
Does she look keut?
Is she a good actress?

The video features relevant alt celeb AJ English 'going on a bender', smoking crack cocaine, motorboating titties, and crashing VIP at a relevant sponsored DJ event. Sorta want 2 go on a bender right now, but at the same time, afraid of the darkness that comes after a bender.

Is this video 'relevant'?
Did Bebe 'crush it'?
Can we romantically link Bebe Zeva 2 AJ English?
Have ever been told 2 'bounce' then went on a bender?
Will Calvin Harris always be a blog houser?

Unchill AZN Bro and Bebe Zeva spotted canoodling in I Am Carles shirts


Bebe Zeva is the beloved model of the now-defunct I Am Carles brand. Unchill AZN Bro is a 'HRO staple', as we follow his alt escapades on a daily basis. Many ask the question, 'Is Unchill AZNBro chill or unchill?' It seems as if he is one step closer to winning the hearts of HRO Readers over after canoodling with Bebe Zeva.

Do u think they make a keut couple?

In BJ Panda Bear's blog post 2 Carles, they write a sincere letter of gratitude to Carles, declaring their love, but also demanding fair treatment and <3-biased coverage.

To Carles... we love you
be nice too us
we love you

It seems as if both of them have a 'love-hate' relationship with HIPSTER RUNOFF and specifically the blogger Carles, who may or may not be a heatless cyberbully.

Are Bebe Zeva and Unchill AZN Bro a 'new power couple'?

Who looks better in an I Am Carles shirt?
Is Carles 'mean' to Unchill AZN Bro/Bebe Zeva?
Will there be a Royal Alt Wedding between these 2 love birds?

Will the I Am Carles brand ever 'recover'/'relaunch'?
Is Unchill AZN Bro the 'frontrunner' to being the next I Am Carles model?

Bebe Zeva gets fashion spread in Seventeen Magazine


Bebe Zeva's status as an alternative 'it girl' seems to be 'way legit.' After her career as a model for the now-defunct I Am Carles brand, she seems to have 'evolved' and 'taken her brand to such great heights.' She is featured in Seventeen Magazine as some sort of relevant it-girl.

Meet Bebe, our new style crush! she's spilling her secrets so you can be fashion-fearless too.

Will 'mainstream tweens' be exposed 2 Bebe and 'want 2 get 2 know her'?

Does Bebe look totally amazing on the cover?

R u jeal of Bebe Zeva?
Has Bebe Zeva 'gone mainstream'?
Do u wish her 'new bangs' were featured in seventeen magazine?
Has she 'finally made it'?
Do 'they only want u when ur Seventeen'? [via the Lady Trons]
Is Seventeen Magazine a more authentic/mainstream version of Nylon?
Will Bebe Zeva 'make the leap' to Vogue/Tigerbeat/Alt_Tween_Magazine/Time Magazine?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Bebe Zeva poses in lingerie photo shoot 2 raise money for Cambodia


Bebe Zeva participated in a 'racy' sexi photo shoot, showing off the most skin in the history of her career. Wearing pink panties, u can see tons of her body. Needless to say, Bebe Zeva lovers are 'going cuckoo 4 BeBe Pix.'

It turns out these sexy pix weren't 2 make altbros 'hornie', instead, they were to help out an orphanage in Cambodia.

I took these photos for a Metazen CHRISTMAS EDITION e-book! All proceeds for the e-book go to an orphanage in Cambodia so PLEASE DONATE and spread the love this holiday season! x

Do u <3 Bebe?

Does her butt look keut?

Oh Beebs...

Do u <3 Cambodia?
Do u think the children in the Cambodian orphanage will get 2 see these pix and feel better about the world/their lives'?
Do u <3 Bebe?
Do u think she looks good in her pink panties?
Do u feel like u should be wearing 'child predator glasses' when ur looking at these pix?

Oh Beeb...
Ur growing up right b4 our eyes.

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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BREAKING: Bebe Zeva dyes her hair blonde


Bebe Zeva is the face of the now-defunct & bankrupt I Am Carles brand. Recently, Bebe Zeva decided to cut her bangs [link], rebranding herself as 'a keut alt girl with bangs'. It seems like the bangs era was short, and she looked to move on 2 something way more alt. Dying her hair platinum/blonde/white seemed like her strategy, and now her hair is all blonde-ish and she looks keut.

What do u think of her new haircut?
Do u miss the bang era?

Is Bebe a beautiful brunette?
Do u support her hair coloring experiments?
Is her outfit/thigh tat 'totally keut'?
Do u think she is wearing a keut outfit?
Do u still <3 Bebe?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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BREAKING: Bebe Zeva cuts her bangs, looks keut


Bebe Zeva is a popular alt internet personality, widely considered to be the pioneer of 'HRO it girls' due to her extensive modeling for the now defunct/bankrupt I AM CARLES brand.

It seems as if Bebe Zeva 'cut her bangs.'
Do u think she totes looks kewt? Do u <3 her new hair brand?

Are bangs 'in' in 2k12?
Does Bebe Zeva still have ur <3?
Do u <3 or h8 Beeb Zeev?
Who has the greatest alt bangs of all time?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Alt Celeb Bebe Zeva creates new indie dance craze/fad called ‘The Alt Helicopter’

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Bebe Zeva is a popular alt celeb/alt teen sensation from the Los Angeles California area. She is known as 'the top model' for the popular I AM CARLES brand and has done other branding+identity work for other alt + maltstream brands. In this video, it seems like she creates some sort of 'new alt dance craze' while vlogging on the internet. Only time will tell if this organic meme dance will 'catch on' or if it will be 'just another micro-meme on the internet.'

In the dance, you seem to put your hair into a pony tail above ur head, then 'twirl ur head round' creating a helicopter-like zone due to the speed of your hair propeller. Wonder what kind of music u need to achieve this fad, or if you can just do it where ever/whenever. Can u do helicopters 2 chillwave, or do u need some sort of pop song / summer anthem / vintage blog house hit?

Do u want to see Bebe Zeva do the 'ethnic' version of this dance and 'shake that ass'?

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Do yall ever take ur shirt off and twist it round ur head like a helicopter?

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Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter

Do u wear ur hair in a pony tail and twirl it round yo head like a helicopter?
Do yall miss Bebe Zeva?
Should the I AM CARLES brand 'return' or 'die'?
Should the I AM CARLES find a 'new model', or will Bebe Zeva be 'fresh' until she reaches the elderly years of Kirsten Kennis?
Was Bebe Zeva 'the first HRO reader'?

Do yall miss HIPSTER RUNOFF before it 'swirled down the shitter'?
Will HRO die in 2k11/is hro 'already dead'?
Will u do 'the helicopter' at a relevant alt party?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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Bebe Zeva Lookalike Emerges on Lookbook


On the popular fashion networking and self promotion alt tween/post-teen website, a new human has emerged who looks similar to I AM CARLES model Bebe Zeva. This teen is apparently named 'Pilleriin L', a 22 year old from the Netherlands.

Who is 'kuter', BebeZeva

or Pilleriin L?

Or entry-level 2k8 era HRO Bebe?

Bebe Zeva

Alternative Celebrity

Bebe Zeva is a model for the I AM CARLES brand.

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