Adele | Hipster Runoff



Did u watch the Grammys?
Is there any sort of cultural commentary 2 add other than 'famous ppl of various talent levels gave us memes 2 overanalyze, mock, and slutshame'?


'I wish these were rotisserie chickens' [via hefty_ppl_jokes]

Tonight was the chubwave genre's coming out party.

Guy from Deep Blue Sea hosted [via Deepest Darkest]

Bon Iver won some award that Skrillex should have won. Delivered horrible speech.

'I am not a whore and men are mean 4 lying 2 me abt loving me' -Taylor Swift's simple message of female empowerment

Say what u will abt Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna, but at the end of the day, he's the best in the game in haunting your graphic rape fantasies.

'U like dat ass?' -Slutwave 101 textbook, chapter 32

Adele collabs with some soulpatch-wave, sculted facial hair country singer bros

Adam Levine is truly the hardest twink in the game right now.

The White Stripes reunited.

Kings of Leon looking swole

Mumford and Sons looking 'dapper'

Robyn looking like a fashion disaster/foreign little boy with bowl haircut

I'm not sure why she wore her kinky sex toys 2 the Grammys. Seems classless, trying 2 hard 2 be a slutwaver.

Not sure why Lykke Li was invited. Thought she was just a random female indie artist.


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NSFW: OH NO! Adele has a sex tape!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!

Adele BB! Say it ain't so! Not a sex tape! Not from u!

Adele was RIDING HIGH after winning like 100 Grammy Awards, but now she has hit rock bottom, especially after this NAUGHTY sex tape was released. I cannot CONFIRM that it is actually her, but it looks a lot like her. Sorta like a large woman with her mouth open as if she is singing "We Couldve had it alllll," except she is probably having a BEAUTIFUL, SENSUAL orgasm in what looks like the back seat of a van.

I HOPE TO GOD that she is NOT property of the MOTHER EFFING BANG BUS!

Ugh. Honestly, whoever is rolling in the deep of Adele's CURVY, AMAZING body is a lucky man. She should have KNOWN BETTER not to let a camera in the bedroom. Last time a man filmed me, he ended up #slutshaming me all over the internet :-(

Adele BB! This better not be u, or else I am RETURNING ur album to WalMart!

If this sex tape is REAL, I am officially ABANDONING Adele, and instead going to ONLY be a Lana Del Rey fan. I'd expect this from the ghost of Amy Winehouse, but NOT from Adele. I truly believed that she was the class of female singers. Now, I'm not so sure.

Does this look like Adele, or just 'some random fat woman'?

Zooey Deschanel's Naughty Sex Tape!

NYTimes calls Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele'. Do they h8 fatties?

The New York Times is allegedly one of the 'last authentic content farms' in the game, writing long 'pieces' with serious words that 'sound important and authoritative', which is why they NAILED IT by calling Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele.' It's a great moment for American alt music journalism, sticking it to 'the goddamn British' and hefty mainstreamers who <3 Adele.

Curvaceous and pretty in a dress, she brims with catchy songs, all a bit retro, ironic and modern. Without straying too far off the pop grid, she’s the perfect antidote to Rihanna-Gaga overload — dare we say, a skinnier Adele, a more stable Amy Winehouse?

Say what you will about the New York Times, but at the end of the day, fattie hating sells papers. Would u rather wake up every morning next 2 Adele or Lana Del Rey? It's just natural selection. Hopefully Lana Del Rey will become 'less stable' so we can have Amy Winehouse level memes. ("I do not actually wish death upon her, because she is good 4 hits and because she is a human being." -a blggr)

Say what u will abt Adele's body, but at the end of the day, she is one of the greatest chubwave artists in the history of the chubwave movement, and you can easily photoshop a chicken drumstick into any photo of her.

Should she ride post-chubwaves and become a 'half-ton' woman who cannot leave her house, but still performs at the Grammys [via Skype]? Many ppl say that we should not worry abt physical appearance when judging females, but it's just part of the game. Lana Del Rey dedicated herself 2 beauty, and she was rewarded fairly. She could even get a second round of enhancements for her second album. Only time will tell, but she will certainly have more access 2 better, high-priced surgeons.

Anyways, there was also an accompanying Terry Richardson photoshoot, but Lana did NOT get naked for it :-(

Cmon Terry... U gotta at least get Lana to show some nip 4 us, or take off her top.

Lana looks good, bb! They can NEVER take that away from u.

Does Lana look good, bb?
Should she gain more weight to sell Adele level albums?
Is it good 2 h8 fatties?
Are we all trying 2 battle obesity?
Would u rather ride slutwaves than chubwaves?
Did Terry Richardson let every1 down by not convincing LDR to 'get naked', show off some nip, and let us know more abt her BANGIN bod?

Christina Aguilera hangs out with ADELE! I <3 my Curvie BBs!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!

Xtina BB! Adele BB! You 2 are SO lucky you get to hang with each other!!

I would KILL 2 meet some1 famous. Srsly, one time I volunteered at the butcher's because the manager had an IN with the puffy tire guy. I chopped up cows for three months just to shake hands with the tire guy. And it turned out that it wasn't even HIM, it was the butcher's NEPHEW dressed up in white spray-painted innertubes and floaties! A-Hole!

Honestly sometimes my body feels like I am covered in puffy tires filled with lard goo. It is honestly difficult, but Xtina and DeleBB give me HOPE that a curvy woman can truly MAKE IT in this industry. I need to start hitting the gym, asap, so that I can finally get my dream bod.

Adill BB! When I 1st heard ur singing, i thought u were a black woman!! I didn't know a white girl could have so much SOUL!! Aretha Franklin who? #TeamAdele

Luv u 2 BBs!! Luv lulv luv ur BIG hair Adlee! CUTE hat Xtina BB! I need to get a lil cap for Girls Nite Out ASAP!

Adele looks SEXY and HEFTY on the cover of Rolling Stone

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!

Adele is a REAL inspiration to me because even though she is THICK/big-boned, she has still MADE IT as a pop star.

Even though I am pretty obese, I still have hope because of her. Maybe I can lose a lot of weight and become a pop star. :-) I REALLY need to HIT THE GYM so that I can get rid of some of the weight I gained around my midsection...

Adele has a BEAUTIFUL voice and I really WANT HER STYLE! She is an ICON and a DIVA, and even though she is hefty, she has outlasted Kelly Clarkson, Aretha Franklin, and Jennifer Hudson.

I am kinda sad that Jennifer Hudson is skinny now... I am not sure if I can identify with her songs as much :-( I really just want to be a HEALTHY WEIGHT, not even anorexically skinny.

Props to ADELE for being AMAZING and singing THE BEST pop songs...

<3 <3 <3 <3 #Weight_watchers #Jenny_Craigs

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