Ben & Jerry's Flavor "Bonnaroo Buzz" now on sale at stores, fat ppl can stop eating Chunky Monkey | Hipster Runoff

Ben & Jerry's Flavor "Bonnaroo Buzz" now on sale at stores, fat ppl can stop eating Chunky Monkey

Ben & Jerry's is an ice cream brand that makes tons of fun flavors that have sillie names that make ppl be like "ooOooOH I have to try that! I am so tired of Blue Bell and Dreyer's/Edy's!" Anyways, due to our progressive world where 'the whole advertising landscape is drastically changing', Ben & Jerry's made some flavor that was inspired by the buzzworthiness of the music festival Bonnaroo. Originally, u could only get this flavor at B&J stores, but now it will be in pints so that fat women who are having lonely 'girls nights in' can eat it instead of Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia.

In the above ad, u see the world of Bonnaroo brought to life in the format of a tasty ice cream treat. Not sure if they are ripping off the authentic commercial stop-motion buzzband 'the California Raisins.' Do u want to sample Bonnaroo Buzz ice cream?

Do u want 2 taste this ice cream?
Do u think this is a 'great idea' [via marketing]? Did the Ben & Jerry's executives get this just to be 'lifetime VIPs at Bonnaroo'?
Is Bonnaroo a relevant music festival or is it too Middle American?
Do u <3 ice cream or does it make u fat?
What's the most authentic flavor of ice cream?

Which music festival ice cream would u want to taste?
a) Coachella Pinkberry flavored fro-yo
b) Lollapalooza Gelato
c) Austin City Limits Shaved Ice
d) New Orleans Jazzfest Snowballs
e) SXSW progressive Dippin Dots
f) Pitchfork #Offline freeze dried space ice cream
g) _________ (music festival) + __________ (ice cream/frozen yogurt product)