One of the Jonas Brothers goes to the TRON premiere bc he thinks it is a Daft Punk concert
I'm Joe Jonas
Just another famous post-tween strategically growing scruff + soul patches
Remember the time I tweet abt chillwave buzzband Neon Indian? [link]
I'm pretty alt, recording a new indie-sounding album
Anyways, I hit up this kewl new Daft Punk concert
It's called 'The Tron Tour'
I heard they really 'bring it', tons of kewl visuals
(sponsored by Disney)
Feels really good to know that the Daft Punks are now in 'the Disney family'
The Walt Disney Corporation has been rlly good to me + my bros
(The Jonas Bros)
So having a few alt robots in the family
will definitely help us get a little bit more 'alt cred.'
It's a good company,
They'll take care of u
Not sure if they'll get you 10.0s on Pitchfork
but they'll expose u to one of the largest emerging markets in the world: tweens
I know Generation Y thinks they are all important + relevant
But u gotta think abt the future.
Do yall like Ducktails? (not the buzzband)
See yall l8r
-Hue-bro, Du-bro, and Lou-bro
Anyways, gotta go bang this tween
Trust me--uglier broads are 'better in bed' because they are afraid that if they don't 'go wild', they will 'get dumped.'
Joe 'Ass 2 Mouthin Tweens All Day' Jonas
Does Joe Jonas seem 'hella alt'?
Is Daft Punk losing 'tons of cred' because they are now branded with Disney?
Are the Daft Punk Brothers the new Jonas Brothers?
Will we see Daft Punk remix the Jonas Brothers?
Has any1 seen Tron: Legacy? Is it 'any good'?