Zooey BB! Who is the mystery man?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lou Alcindor! I used to watch him play hoopball ALL the time! But then my dad would tell me that I should GET OUT OF THE WAY while he was watching the game and GET A JOB. Ugh. I hate sports because they remind me of how my dad loved sports more than he loved me. :-( #sadbuttrue

I love watching u on FOX network EVERY week. I wanna get my hair cut like u zoZo! I'm gonna take a pic of u into SuperCuts so they can make me JUST like u. I wish we were gfs. Can I blog 4 u at HelloGiggles? I'm PROBABLY too old because they only employ ppl under 15 years old since they are the new female voice on the internet. I wish I was young again. I'd work for not much, too.

I am sorry abt u and BEN GIBBARD, but this man is TALL, DARK, and HANDSOME. Kareem Abdul Jabbar might have a SILLIE NAME, but I'm sure he is DOWN TO BUSINESS in the bedroom!

U look good, ZoZo!

U are TRULY turning into a BUTTERFLY after ur divorce!

Write a new album with inspirational breakup songs! I wanna be inspired 2 know that there is life after love after love after life!