Zooey Deschanel and Selena Gomez spotted canoodling like BFF BBs!
Selena Gomez is the ULTIMATE HOTTIE and ZoZo should pick up some beauty tips from her. Selena has the BANGING 12 year old body, except she also has BEAUTIFUL, BIG BREASTESES that make it look like she has implants, but at the same time, she is beautiful naturally.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE ZoZo Deschanel, and NOT because she is named after fancy perfume and sunglasses! I can't even afford that stuff with my job because they literally just pay me in food! #Quiznos I am honestly afraid that I am going to get fired because I tried to warm up some cookies in the toaster, then they fell in, then I caused a small fire which led to the loss of multiple lunch meats that day. Do u know how emberessign it is 2 have 2 tell customers that there is no bologna left?
These 2 BBs are HOTTIES! I wanna hang out with them! I wish they had invited me 2 the Tween Choice Awards! We coulda gone out for 'ritas before the show so we would be buzzed and it would be totally fun!
Let me know next time yall hang out! I would honestly love to have a few ritas and drunk kiss yall. Hell, I'd probably even drunk motorboat Selena, even though I have already gone thru an experimental lesbian phase with a pre-F2m transgendered person.
Demi Lovatwho? #TeamSelena
Kirsten Dunst who? #teamZooeyBB