Trace Cyrus got some AZN girl pregnant! | Hipster Runoff

Trace Cyrus got some AZN girl pregnant!

Trace Cyrus got some AZN girl pregnant!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!

There is something abt Billy Ray Cyrus's semen that creates the MOST BEAUTAFUL children in the world. Trace, Noah, Miley... They are all BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED.

Trace is a HOTTY MCHOTHOT goth hipster badboy, and he got a girl pregnant! She' AZN! He's DEFANATELY got yellow fever. I once dated an AZN who delivered Chinese and Thai food. Sometimes he would bring me leftover pad thai, sweet and sour pork, moo goo gai pan, and egg rolls. I was IN HEAVEN. We eventually broke up bc I accidentally ran up a $200 dim sum tab. It was just so yummy, I thought it was buffet style except u don't have to go up to the buffet bar 2 eat.

Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus are expecting their first child together and we know what you're thinking: Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus are dating?!?

Yes, according to Celebuzz, and they've kept it quiet for several months now. The Disney actress, 23, is best known for her role in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and is eight weeks along, a source says, adding:

“They are beyond thrilled."

I am BEYOND THRILLED 2, bb! They just opened up a Ruby Tuesdays by my apartment. #cheeseburgers

Trace LOOKS GOOD and his baby will DEFANTELY come out of her AZN womb with really cool tattoos on its body. Honestly, I am sure that i will never have kids because no man has touched me in years, and that is unlikely 2 change 4 the next foreseeable futures.


Congrats 2 Miley too 4 becoming an aunt.