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Some disgusting slob ate 68 hot dogs on the 4th of July

Some disgusting slob ate 68 hot dogs on the 4th of July

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


I LOVE LOVE LOVE overeating! There's just something REALLY comforting abt it. U know what I mean?

Like whenever I'm feeling sad or alone, I'll DEFANATELY eat my feelings. I can't believe there is a CONTEST for eating food that is yummy! That's a sport I can DEFANATELY get behind! Maybe I can tryout for the team, but unfortunately, I was never encouraged to be athletic when I was young because my parents didn't want to buy equipment for youth sports. They weren't poor, but they just didn't want me to think that I could actually ever achieve anything. sometimes part of me wonders if they were right.

That hotdog looks YUMMY! That's how I eat them too! First the weiny then the bunny! #yum

I would LOVE to eat for a living. I mean, right now I pay for what I eat, but it would be nice if life was just buffet style and I got to really do my thang and get paid for it. I'd love to love what I do instead of working at some dumb office.

i honestly just want to feel like I accomplished something that people are proud of me for. you don't know what its like to live life with no one ever thinking you are great at anything.

I wanna eat hotdoggies! Pass the mustard, bb!

Hamburger who? #TeamHotDog