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NSFW: OH NO! Adele has a sex tape!

NSFW: OH NO! Adele has a sex tape!

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Adele BB! Say it ain't so! Not a sex tape! Not from u!

Adele was RIDING HIGH after winning like 100 Grammy Awards, but now she has hit rock bottom, especially after this NAUGHTY sex tape was released. I cannot CONFIRM that it is actually her, but it looks a lot like her. Sorta like a large woman with her mouth open as if she is singing "We Couldve had it alllll," except she is probably having a BEAUTIFUL, SENSUAL orgasm in what looks like the back seat of a van.

I HOPE TO GOD that she is NOT property of the MOTHER EFFING BANG BUS!

Ugh. Honestly, whoever is rolling in the deep of Adele's CURVY, AMAZING body is a lucky man. She should have KNOWN BETTER not to let a camera in the bedroom. Last time a man filmed me, he ended up #slutshaming me all over the internet :-(

Adele BB! This better not be u, or else I am RETURNING ur album to WalMart!

If this sex tape is REAL, I am officially ABANDONING Adele, and instead going to ONLY be a Lana Del Rey fan. I'd expect this from the ghost of Amy Winehouse, but NOT from Adele. I truly believed that she was the class of female singers. Now, I'm not so sure.

Does this look like Adele, or just 'some random fat woman'?

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