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CONSPIRACY: Beyonce photoshops fake picture of her holding her own fake baby

CONSPIRACY: Beyonce photoshops fake picture of her holding her own fake baby

by the UlTiMaTe LaMeStReAmER!!!


Beyonce BB! Is that Blue Ivy Carter, bb?

All the HATERS need to quiet down and let Beyonce have a moment of silence with her baby!

I am TIRED of the internet rumors saying that u had a fake baby. Although my womb is most likely no longer fertile, mainly because I was used as a drug mule during the early 1990s and most of the cavities of my body are toxic, I am HAPPY for u and #SeanCarter for ur newborn. I do NOT care if u purchased it from another breeder, or if you had the baby manufactured, it is UR right to have a child. This is AMERICA, dammit, and even if u want to Photoshop a baby and pretend it is real just start a media firestorm, then that is UR right.

Lord knows that I would give anything to have a child of my own, but first I would like to be married for a few years. Unfortunately, my last ex told me that I was too self-obsessed to ever have a child, and that if I brought another human life into this world, I would ruin it and it would have a bad childhood. :-(

Beyonce, U and ur BB look REAL GOOD, whether or not u invented him on photoshop! I really wanna go back to community college so I can take some design courses, learn Photoshop, and hopefully make myself more marketable 2 employers.

U've got it all Beyonce, bb! I luv LOVE LOOVE when u put ur love on top. <3

U have the BEST baby in the world!