Beyonce BB! Ur srsly the best artist since Whitney Houstons! Except u didn't marry a guy who did so much coke and meth that his teeth fell out! U married a billionaire, bb!

How does Beyonce ALREADY look so amazing even though she just pooped out a child from her vajay? Ur HONESTLY the MOST beautiful prson in the world. Who is ur stylist and do they do any charity pro bono work for poor ppl like me to get free makeovers?

OMG! Ur BB looks AMAZING, bb! I can TELL that it has UR good looks along with ALL of Jay-Z's SWAG! I hope it can be a BIGGER child star than Willow Smith! I BELIEVE in ur child. I wish I could invest in it like a stock market. One time I was involved with a man who played the stock market, but it turned out that he was running a fake scheme to con ppl out of money, eventually portrayed in the Giovanni Ribisi film 'Boiler Room.' The movie WAS NOT about boiling yummy foods. :-(

I am TIRED of ppl saying that you have a FAKE, ROBOT, or ALIEN Baby. Or that you purchased it from a third world baby vendor. Blue Ivy Carter is AMAZING. I love her! Let me know if u need a sitter or a nanny bc I'm sure yall have better benefits than my current job or my current part time job at JackNtheBox. I am TIRED of smelling like 99 cent tacos. They don't even taste good any more!

I LOVE ur baby. It is NOT adopted, NOR is it an ALIEN! It looks JUST like Shawn Carter Z!

U look good, bb!