DJ Elijah Wood
Actor, DJElijah Wood is an actor turned DJ. Commonly referred to as 'DJ Frodo.'
Braison Cyrus
Alternative CelebrityBraison Cyrus is Miley Cyrus's alt little brother.
the iPad DJ
DJ, MemeThe iPad DJ is some broad who claims that she is the world's first iPad DJ but she just uses iPad apps to make dumb sounding entry-level trance mixes.
DJ Pauly D
Meme, DJPauly D is a filthy guido from the popular MTV show Jersey Shore.
Natalie Portman
Actor, Alternative CelebrityNatalie Portman is a mainstream actress who tries 2 maintain indie authenticity by starring in indie films.
Tumblr
Company, Websites & Online ToolsTumblr is a microblogging service that tons of alt ppl use 2 post pix of interesting looking stuff + sharing memes.
Jimmy Fallon
Alternative Celebrity, ActorJimmy Fallon hosts his own late night talk show and competes with Conan O'Brien 2 try 2 book the most indie buzzband guests.
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Ke$ha
Alternative Celebrity, BuzzbandKe$ha is a slutwave autotune rapper who takes pix of men cumming on her.
Zooey Deschanel
Alternative Celebrity, ActorZooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.
Michael Cera
Actor, Alternative CelebrityMichael Cera is an alt actor whose movies flops and he basically plays himself ovr and ovr again in every movie.
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Solange Knowles
Alternative Celebrity, DJSolange Knowles is Beyonce's little sister. She is trying 2 appeal to alt audiences.
Katy Perry
Alternative CelebrityKaty Perry has 'tig ol bitties', also known as 'buge hreastes.' She sings songs that showcase her breasts.
Lady Gaga
Alternative Celebrity, BuzzbandLady Gaga is the #1 modern slutwave artist of all time who tries 2 be all 'artsy' and mainstream ppl think she is 'interesting.'
Jared Leto
Actor, BuzzbandJared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

