Bon Iver's hunky frontman Justin Vernon commits FASHION DISASTER on Grammy red carpet
Justin BB! Oh no! What were u thinking? Ur the frontman of Bon Iver, NOT a member of the Black Eyed Peas!
ALERT! ALERT! :::SIREN NOISES:::: some1 call the #FASHION POLICE, bb! We have a first degree fashion offender! This is TRULY a disaster, as u try to transition from Midwest Hunk to Mainstream Personal Brand who the entire world knows.
A sequined jacket and matching shoes??!? BB... No... Plz... Make it stop, JustinBB! Ur making me feel like I NEVER want to canoodle with u in a Beth&Restfest, nor do I EVER want to be seen in our local relevant HoloScene 2gthr!
Oh BonBB! I truly hope u get it 2gthr. Although u won a Grammy for Best Alternative Album, u REALLY need a makeover! Let's stop by Express Men on the way home! We can get some gear with tight ass dragons on it, or something like that. <3 <3 <3
Live 4 u, Justin Vernon bb!
Congrats on ur BIG Grammy win!
Even if ur a fashion disaster, ur still an INDIE HUNK underneath it all!