Was Bon Iver the biggest FASHION DISASTER of the Grammys? [via the FASHION POLICE]
You have the right to remain poorly dressed, but anything u wear CAN and WILL be held against u, Bonny BB! Anything you wear or accessorize can and will be held against you in a court of fashion law. You have the right to speak to a stylist. If you cannot afford a non-Midwestern stylist, one will be appointed for you and will be televised on a TLC makeover show. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
Say it isn't so, Justin Vernon, bb! U showed up to the Grammys in an organic hemp thrift store suit! Oh no! What a blunder!
::ALERT::: :::SIREN NOISES:::
Some1 PLZ call the FASHION POLICE! We have an OFFENDED who should be PUT IN JAIL for the AGGRAVATED ASSAULT of our eyes!
We have a ROBBERY in progress, the assailant was last seen ON STAGE holding a Grammy trophy wearing a green suit!
The case is certainly closed, and the jury has spoken, this crime should be PUNISHED by DEATH!
We are all innocent until proven guilty, but Justin Vernon's suit is CERTAINLY grounds for a citizen's arrest, trial, and lynching!
I truly have an OBJECTION 2 this suit, ur honor!
Get on your knees! Put your hands where I can see them! And take off that TERRIBLE suit!
Oh no, Justin Vernon is truly the ultimate indie fashion disaster of the night!
Black tie, bb! Black tie!
Was Justin Vernon the biggest fashion disaster of the nite?