RUMOR: Coachella will be cancelled on Tuesday at 6 PM PDT
Coachella just posted this picture.
No one knows what it means, so if I had to guess, Coachella will be cancelled bc they were tired of lamestreamers invading the festival every year.
Others claim that Coachella is moving to the Midwest to obtain lower land prices and dumb local governments that are willing to be abused.
Others claim that Coachella will be moved to a cruise ship to avoid land fees and municipal taxes.
Some claim that Coachella will announce a third weekend.
Others claim that Coachella will add 15 weekends, and even a weekday weekend on Tues-Thurs sometime in December.
Some say that Coachella will expand to South America to expand into the Chilean hipster markets (better known as CHipsters.)
Others say that Coachella is renaming itself 'Kewlfest 2k69.'
Some claim that Coachella has been acquired by LiveNation and tickets will be in excess of $1500 each.
Unconfirmed sources say that a strategic partnership was formed with a tequila company to sponsor the VIP area.
So many rumors flying around.
Who even knows what is happening?
R u worried abt #Coachelly?
Do u know what is happening 2 Coachella on Tuesday at 6 PM PDT?
R u worried that it is going 2 be cancelled?
What Coachella Rumor did u hear?
R u going 2 Coachella nxt year?
Which weekend? O kewl.