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Lucas Vercetti wears a Lucas Vercetti hoodie in solidarity with Lucas Vercetti [Lucas Vercetti News]


Whaddup guys? Lucas here. Vercetti in the house.

Things are going great on this end. I think I'm really raising my media profile. I feel as if I am officially more famous than Earl Sweatshirt, the #2 most famous member of Odd Future. Screw that guy. He was such a dick to me, and I was the only one who was nice to him when our manager locked him in a basement for the first year of Odd Future and claimed he was in Samoa. It wasn't right, but he would always try to bite my fingers off when I slid his prison food thru the hole in the door of his isolation chamber.

But enough about that. I've got a good thing going here. Got a good girl, a good gig at the retail shop. Things haven't been this good since I got free sammies at my first job (Quizno's).

I'm counting my blessings. It's just the Vercetti way. Fame hasn't changed me.

Whoa! Thanks for reppin Vercettti, Tyler! Do u mind going easy on me this week, man? I'm tired of being hazed. I feel like I've proved myself as a valuable member of Odd Future.

Well, I gotta order some office supplies for the retail store, then steam press some of the new shirts, then take a 3 hour shift at the register. I shouldn't have to be doing this, but I hired a guy I used to skate with who was addicted to meth, and I think he's fallen off the wagon again. I'm not sure if I should narc him out to his parole officer, or just see what happens. Unfortunately, he has also been stealing inventory and selling it on eBay.

What can I say? Sometimes I'm too nice of a guy. Lucas Was Here.

Vercetti Out!