Lucas Vercetti (the white guy in Odd Future) spotted canoodling with a BB at Coachella | Hipster Runoff

Lucas Vercetti (the white guy in Odd Future) spotted canoodling with a BB at Coachella

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Whaddup guys! Lucas in the house!

Any by IN THE HOUSE, I mean that I'm KILLING IT at COACHELLA with the Odd Future crew. Check me out, with my girl, KILLING IT. Sidestage, checking out some SICK bands. I hope the guys get to collab with them soon. Hell, I hope I get to collab with any one other than the members of Odd Future. They are sorta turning into HUGE dicks, like reverse racism vibes.

Not gonna lie, the ride from Los Angeles to Indio, CA wasn't exactly a fun one. Last time, they made me suck on a toe. This time, I'm not even gonna say what they made me suck on. Sigh...

I wish I had a different job where they appreciated me more. I do a good job, mopping the floors, stocking the shelves of the Odd Future LA outlet store. But I feel like I deserve a promotion, or at least a raise. Sometimes it feels like they keep me around just to bully me. I am starting to get tired of it.

My GF always tells me I should get a different job, or maybe try out college. I'm a young guy, and I've got time to figure things out, but as for right now, I'm just at Coachella, canoodling with my girl. I'm in heaven.

One day, it's gonna be me on that stage, and not Tyler. Not Earl. Not Frank Ocean.

One day, it's gonna be me.

Vercetti OUT!

Lucas Vercetti

Alternative Celebrity

Lucas Vercetti is the White Guy in Odd Future, and the manager of their store in Los Angeles

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Coachella

Company

Coachella is a music festival held in Southern California that turns into a gathering of the world's most relevant buzzbands, artists, designers, celebrities, and internet personalities.

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