TMZ uncovers Zooey Deschanel's MASSIVE net worth. Is she TOO RICH 2 be indie?
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We are witnessing the most controversial indie separation in the history of indie. After filing for divorce from Ben Gibbard, Zooey Deschanel's lawyer attached her income and expense declaration. According to legal experts, she is trying to keep Ben from taking too much of her money, and is probably attempting to defer earnings until the divorce is finalized so she 'doesnt' have to share shit with his broke ass.
Her statement of income might be a 'protective' measure, but she also might be 'bragging' to the indie and mainstream world to prove that she 'has it all', and has 'totally made it 2 the big time.
-- Zooey -- who stars in "New Girl" -- makes an average of $95,000 a month
-- Her expenses average $22,550 a month
-- She has 3 credit cards ... AmEx, Visa and Mastercard, all of which have a 0 balance.
-- She has $1,578,000 in the bank
-- Zooey has an additional $1,645,000 in stocks, bonds, etc.
-- Zooey has real and personal property valued at $693,300
As for what she spends a month, Zooey says she drops $1,000 on groceries and household supplies, $500 eating out (really?), $800 on utilities, $300 for her various phones and email accounts, $600 in laundry and cleaning, $2,000 for clothes.
She also donates $1,500 a month to charity.
Feeling s00 jeal of her 'mad bank.'
I wonder where her money from She & Him comes from. I wonder where her money from her crappy comedy show comes from... It seems like she truly has it all...
I wish I was saving for my future. :-(
I wish I could give 2 the poors and the coloreds on the regs...
I wish I didn't have massive credit card debts... :-(
It seems like EVERYTHING is COMING UP ZoZo!
Is ZoZo 'mad rich'?
Does she make 'way more bank' than Ben Gibbard?
Is Ben Gibbard 'going after her $$$$'?
Did he give her the stability to achieve success?
Which of Zooey Deschanel's financial stats is most impressive?
Do u ever think u will become a lucrative 'it girl'?
Is she 'no longer indie' bc she is s00oo0o rich?