If there's one thing we know about Zooey Deschanel, it's that she's one of the worst singers on the planet. Some how, record label executives found a way to market her froggy voices to girls who only care that female singers look like fashion icons. She has a new show on FOX, which is also the home of the World Series. Because I am under the age of 40, I had to use wikipedia to find out what 'The World Series' was, and it apparently is a baseball game or something. Zooey went 2 sing the national anthem. Of course, she completely tanked, disgracing our great nation.

This is truly a dark day 4 America... It seems like Zooey made a 'complete mockery' of our great nation, even 'making fun of' patriotism by wearing a keut red dress.

She sounds even worse than Roseanne Barr's rendition of the same song.

Is Zooey Deschanel 'addicted 2 fame'?
Does she care abt our country, or just becoming famous and making mad $$$$?
Do u watch baseball?
Is baseball 'so lamestream' that it might be alt? or just b0ring?
Is baseball 'the James Blake of sports' [via being boring]?
Who is going 2 win the World Series?
Did she 'kill it' or 'tank'?

Zooey Deschanel

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Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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