Zooey Deschanel ruins our blessed country's national anthem at the World Series | Hipster Runoff

Zooey Deschanel ruins our blessed country's national anthem at the World Series

If there's one thing we know about Zooey Deschanel, it's that she's one of the worst singers on the planet. Some how, record label executives found a way to market her froggy voices to girls who only care that female singers look like fashion icons. She has a new show on FOX, which is also the home of the World Series. Because I am under the age of 40, I had to use wikipedia to find out what 'The World Series' was, and it apparently is a baseball game or something. Zooey went 2 sing the national anthem. Of course, she completely tanked, disgracing our great nation.

This is truly a dark day 4 America... It seems like Zooey made a 'complete mockery' of our great nation, even 'making fun of' patriotism by wearing a keut red dress.

She sounds even worse than Roseanne Barr's rendition of the same song.

Is Zooey Deschanel 'addicted 2 fame'?
Does she care abt our country, or just becoming famous and making mad $$$$?
Do u watch baseball?
Is baseball 'so lamestream' that it might be alt? or just b0ring?
Is baseball 'the James Blake of sports' [via being boring]?
Who is going 2 win the World Series?
Did she 'kill it' or 'tank'?

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