"Have yall ever wanted the space between ur balls and ur butt hole 2 smell like a Stroke? Well now u can with the new Julian Casablancas fragrance!" -some blogspot blurb

I am not sure if this means that Julian Casablancas 'needs $$$' or if he is just interested in existing in a 'selling out' phase because he finally realizes that his music and bands are 'so tired' and 'so dated' and instead of going back in2 the studio 2 write a new album that 'fixes' his band's previous flop job, he is just gonna go on cruise control and sell men's perfume to French tween bros.

Consequence of Sound points out that Strokes frontman Julian Casablancas is now the face of Decibel, a new men's fragrance from French line Azzaro. Decibel's bottle is modeled after a microphone; according to Fragrantica, it features top notes of licorice and Amalfi lemon, middle notes of violet and base notes of tonka bean and vanilla.

Does this fragrance seem chill?
Do u wear cologne, or is that 4 tweenbros and Persians?
Do u want to smell like a Stroke?
Is Julian Casablancas 'hot'/'relevant'?
What is the name of the area between ur balls and ur butt hole?
What does that area usually smell like?

Julian Casablancas

Alternative Celebrity

Julian Casablancas is the lead vocalist and songwriter of The Strokes. He is a pretty chill bro despite being born to rich and famous parents in NYC and meeting his fellow band members at boardings schools for spoiled-ass kids.

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