I was in my local Borders, looking for some sweet deals bc they are going out of biz, and I saw the cover of SPIN Magazine from afar. At first, it looked like Alice Glass, and I was really excited. I screamed, "MY BB IS ON THE COVER!" Then I moved closer, and I noticed the curly hair. Bummer. It was just St. Vincent.

As yall know, St. Vincent is totally obsessed with her facial structure and how her curly hair frames her face. Honestly kinda let down. Do u think she is GRADE A INDIE HOTTIE? Or would u prefer Alice Glass / Vicki LeGrand / Maddie Follin / Andrea Estella any day of the week?

I used the zoom tool 2 try to see if this was a see-thru dress. Maybe I am a bit pervy, but I am OBSESSED with areola vs. skin tone in an artsy kinda way.

R u at all interested in St. Vincent enough 2 buy a magazine abt her?

Here is some funnie 'profile piece' journalism where u just try to make an artist sound smart and interesting, but they just come across as douchey:

Clark is at Quartino, a restaurant near her apartment in the East Village, when I arrive. She's wearing something chic and black, looking slight and effortless, and reading a book about shamanistic psychoanalysis and surrealist exercises written by Alejandro Jodorowsky, the director of El Topo. We talk about that, and about films and serial killers and podcasts, and she says she listens to "Savage Love" sex columnist Dan Savage in the van when she's on tour.

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When I meet Clark again, she is wearing a peach miniskirt and a white button-down silk top. She looks like a John Currin painting: all eyes and curls and a long pale neck and sloped nose under freckles that seem to cry out, Render me in oils. Exaggerate nothing.

We are at the student entrance of the Metropolitan Museum of Art for a tour of Savage Beauty, an exhaustive exhibit of the work of 
designer Alexander McQueen, who killed himself last February at age 40. Clark likes fashion, but she doesn't talk about it with any kind of pretension or grandiosity. Fashion likes her, too. She wore a McQueen dress for her date with 
Byrne to the White House Correspondents' dinner, and she's friends with the Brooklyn-based design duo Vena Cava, but is smart enough to joke about how silly it all is when she's asked about her involvement in that world.

It is actually kinda a funny read. It must be a parody, like The Onion or something. Here is how it ended.

Clark and I part ways after lunch -- she's heading to the 6 train, I'm getting a cab on Park Avenue. I say goodbye, we hug, and she's off, a tiny silhouette in the distance. Her silk shirt and skirt billow in the hot breeze. I look uptown at the horizon, processing the memory of her, and my eyes creep up to the huge sky.

BB did u straighten ur hair? She kinda looks like Feist in this picture. Maybe they are trying to confuse ppl into listening 2 her music.

R u totally in2 St. VInny?
Do u <3 or h8 her music?
Does she need to write girlier music?
Should she 'be more mainstream' by showing more skin?
Do u think she is going to eventually 'lose it' and 'go Sufjan' [via crappy electro era where she dances around on stage]?
What kind of consumers actually enjoy/purchase St. Vincent?
Who is prettier: Alice Glass or Annie Clark?

St. Vincent

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

St. Vincent is Annie Clark. She plays the guitar and writes deep songs that go on for a really long time.

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