CONSPIRACY: Is Zooey Deschanel wearing illegally enhanced eyelashes? | Hipster Runoff

CONSPIRACY: Is Zooey Deschanel wearing illegally enhanced eyelashes?


Zooey Deschanel is considered 2 be a Renaissance Woman of Maltstream Stuff. She stars in indie movies, writes mediocre vintage pop songs, and even started her own female content farm that is purely '4 whimsical bitches by whimsical ass bitches.' Anyways, she recently showed up at some sort of premiere with those beautiful blue eyes of hers... but u can't help but wonder, is she using PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS to achieve her long eyelashes?

U can't help but wonder if she is some sort of brand ambassador for the popular eyelash growth drug Latisse.

It's so hard 2 be a woman these days. So much pressure to be beautiful, have a flat tummie, big breasts, a nice round and firm ass, shaven armpits, no sideburns, acne-less skin, perfectly sculpted/groomed pubic hair... Now girls have to worry "Are my eyelashes long enough?"

Shame on Zooey Deschanel and her baby doll eyelashes. We can't all be perfect.

Do u think ZoZo looks prettie?
Is is hard 2 be a woman?
R u eyelashes long enough/alt enough?
Have u ever used performance enhancing drugs 2 increase ur altness/prettiness?

Zooey Deschanel

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