A family in suburbia makes a turkey bc it is Thanksgiving | Hipster Runoff

A family in suburbia makes a turkey bc it is Thanksgiving

Welcome 2 my house
do u like turkey?
do u like thnxgvng?
We made food
We live in the_suburbs

Do u want some Hidden Valley Ranch for ur turkey?
How about some Smart Balance butter-replacement?
(Worried abt ur cholesterol)

We have a pretty table with food on it

Come ovr and celebrate with my white man family
We wear turtlenecks 2 dinner

I cheat on my wife but I pretend we are a happy family on holidays 4 the kids

She is a shitty cook/baker
She can't even make Pumkpy pie

Had to 'outsource' that shit 2 some local kidz

I hate my extended family
They are 'fucking weird'

Sometimes we go over to my aunt's house that smells like
diapers and moth balls
(she got our parents' house after they died bc she is the poorest person in our fam)

Thanksgiving

"Fuck."

A family made a turkey