I am the Lord of the Tweens
Celebrate my life
Celebrate my existence
I will be around 4evr
I will copy the career arc of Justin Timberlake

Celebrate my life
I could have any piece of ass in the world
in 3d
Writing hits

I am larger than life
I'm JBieb

Wish I could have been JBieb when I was a tween
Get my choice of any piece of ass in the world
Get my swerve on
with any1 ages 11-45

Feeling sad
Wish I was famous
a tween sensation
Wouldn't have 'real problems' right now
Would already have a 3d documentary abt my life
and how awesome I am
Feel like my self-concept would be hella chill/down2earth

I truly 'overcame' very middleclass circumstances
and here I am
rich, famous, and under-20 years old
I have inspired many tweens
I hang out with Will Smith's son
I can do whatever the eff I want

Life is hard 4 me though
but it is awesome too
I work hard and I am naturally talented
Plz don't be jealous of me/resent me
I wipe my ass with $100 bills

It feels good 2 be me.
I am Justin Bieber
The Lord of the Tweens

R u gonna go see this documentary?
Do u think the 3d element will really take it over the top?
Is Justin Bieber a virgin?