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Alice Glass strips down to bra in new Crystal Castles video. Is she hotter than Sexi Lexi?


Link to video: http://vimeo.com/36713119

Alice BB! Ur looking good in the new video for the hit song "Suffocation"!

I love LOVE LOVE the new video directed by Crystal Castles frontman Ethan Kath! U walk around like the indie diva that u r...

Does Alice look good in her bra?
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Every1 is having a HUGE deb8 abt who is hotter: Alexis Krauss (aka Sexi Lexi Krauss), the lead singer of Sleigh Bells, or the original bleep bloop Princess of Darkness, Alice Glass. The resemblance is EERIE, and EVERY1 is trying to figure out who is the original HardXCore indie diva.

Did Alexis Krauss 'rip off' Alice Glass's personal brand?
alexis krauss looks like alice glass

Who is who? I just don't know any more.... It's like every1 is just morphing in2 1 person.

Maybe we should all just get along, and try to celebrate all of the BANGIN bodied BBs in indie...

Vicki LeGrand... Maddie Follin... Alice BB... Alexis BB... Lana Del Rey... the TuneYards broad... etc...

But maybe this is a war to be the most relevant, banging bodied BB in indie. U have to encourage a diva to create her own voice, and stop at nothing 2 be #1.

Who would u rather be with: Alice Glass or Alexis Krauss?
Who is 'more hardcore'? [via more likely 2 share needle drugs with u]
Who is more 'prosumer indie core'?
Should Alice Glass get a Virgin Mary tat sleeve?
Who would u rather spend the rest of ur life with?
Did Sleigh Bells 'rip off' Crystal Castles for being an 'aggressive boy girl duo' with a hyperactive light show?
Do u think Middle American girls find Alexis Krauss 2 be more identifiable bc Alice Glass is 2 hardXcore?
R u on #TeamSleighBells or #TeamCrystalCastles?

NSFW: Tyler the Creator exposes his black penis in new Odd Future video
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I have no idea why Odd Future is popular, or why any1 takes them seriously 'as artists.' It seems like they are so baffled by the idea that they appeal to white people that instead of using their platform to be the change that they would like to see in hip hop, they spend time making low level meme-level videos that are stupid, and basically say, "haha. can't believe yall white niggaz be watchin this. SWAG. GOLF WANG bitches."

Anyways, who cares. Tyler the Creator showed off his penis / vagina / mangina in the video.

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OMG! So Shocking! They are truly pushing boundaries and taking the rap game 2 such great heights.

U have to feel bad for Odd Future, because they are prisoners of their own buzz. They basically have a group of ppl who tells them that all of their ideas are 'golden' and 'original', and even though they will continue to make mad bank and achieve buzz from whatever they do.

Do u <3 or h8 Odd Future?
Are they s00oo0o sensational?
Are they racist against whites or self-hating negros?
Do they have anything to say, or are they just spouting blah blah blah?
Do they use 'the n-word' 2 often?
R u impressed by Tyler the Creator's cock, or did u always suspect that he had a vagina?
Does he need 2 do more manscaping?
Does Tyler the Creator have a penis or not?

Tyler, The Creator

Alternative Celebrity

Tyler is a teenage producer, rapper, and the leader of an experimental lofi shock-rap crew called Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.

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Lana Del Rey spotted canoodling with her Hotty McHotHot boyfriend Barrie James O'Neill

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Lana BB! Ur out and abt with ur Hottie McHotHot BF, Barrie James O'Neill! It must be nice to be Lana Del Rey's boyfriend. You have the most coveted mainstream diva in the game in ur arms. She must have some sort of Lord of the Rings fantasy, or vibe out to some Braveheart-style roleplaying. To each her own... Sigh....

PREVIOUSLY: MEET LANA DEL REY'S MYSTERIOUS BOYFRIEND, BARRIE JAMES O'NEILL

Yall DEFANATELY are NOT playing VhheheeehdeeeoohooyooGHHaaYMMEESSSAAAHH tonight! Instead, ur out on a date to WHERE EVER LDR wants to go.
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Who woulda thought, we spent all this time talking abt her indie cred when her true value was LOOKING BANGIN in some CANOODLING PIX.

Lana BB! Ur looking CURVY and AMAZEBALLS. How do u FIT all those curves in2 ur TINY, BEAUTAFUL figure?
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Where'd u get ur jeans? Mervyn's? Marshalls? Kohl's? I NEED 2 get me a pair, bb!

I am jealous of Lana Del Rey.
She has it all.
Over 1 million records sold worldwide.
International fame.
And a DREAMBOAT BF named Barrie James O'Neill.

UGH. I need to start a youtube channel and make more mashups so that eventually I can become an internationally known diva.

Does LDR look good?
Should she date some one more famous?
When will Lana Del Rey and Barrie James O'Neill breakup?
Do u think he calls her 'Lizzie Grant' or 'Lana'?

Barrie James O’Neill

Barrie James O’Neill is rumored to be Lana Del Rey's boyfriend. He is in a Scottish alt rock band named Kassidy.

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