The iPad DJ is some 'tech guru broad' who thinks she is authentic as a DJ, a social media expert, and as an Apple genius. Basically when the iPad came out, she 'went viral' because she claimed she was an authentic DJ who used the iPad as a functional way 2 advance her career. Since tech blogs are filled with boring ass content abt anything that has to do with Apple, she got 'mad coverage' and tons of bros jerked off 2 her [link].

Anyways, some 'tech conference' invited her to talk because no1 who is actually 'successful at the web' needs to go to some fake conference to 'stroke their own ego'/talk like a pretentious visionary abt 'the future of the web' / cloud computing / twitter apps. She seems to have really 'milked it', trying to brand herself as a 'legit' webtrepreneur.

Sooo annoyed. She talked all serious, then she did a DJ set. Bet every1 was like 'alright. We get it. Whatever. Jesus. Cmon. Let's go to quizno's. When is this broad gonna take her top off?'

'I love tech!'
'I love apple'
'I love music'
'I love the future'
'I love web 3.0'
'I wanna give Stevie Jobs a hummer'
-the Paddy DJ

Really wish I went to this tech conference so I coulda thrown 'rotten fruit' at her.
Will the iPad DJ 'kill it' at SXSW because she is sorta a mix of tech + music?
Will the iPad DJ get a 10.0 on Pitchfork?
Do yall effing h8 the iPad DJ?
Do u feel bad for companies that are wasting their money on 'web 2.0 experts'?

Is Web 2.0 still 'buzzworthy' 2 talk abt or are there new trendy terms/jargon 4 relevant tech + social tools?
Is the iPad DJ the worst gimmick in the history of web 2.bro?

the iPad DJ

DJ, Meme

The iPad DJ is some broad who claims that she is the world's first iPad DJ but she just uses iPad apps to make dumb sounding entry-level trance mixes.

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