DANK WATCH: Wavves hogs a blunt, Best Coast gets blazed and reads a 3D magazine
DANK WATCH is an [EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE] weekly feature that catches up with Best Coast and Wavves, seeing if they are still danking out and tweeting abt it.
Know ur getting ur iPhone on
But it would be chill
if u hit the blunt
and passed it
Not sure why u have to tweet
that you are 'smoking weed'
every time that u 'smoke weed'
Seems like what unchill bros did in high school
Miss high school era substance abusers
Like the bros who enjoyed broadcasting 'smoking dank'
or sharing how they 'stole tons of liquor from their parents'
or that they 'fucked their girlfriends' and 'came in their pussies'
Miss the pre-internet era of 'oversharing' to promote ur personal brand
Seemed way more authentic and vulnerable.
Do u tweet every time u get 'fucked up'?
Do u tweet whenever a blunt is in ur hand?
Can u go to jail for tweeting about doing drugs?
Can some1 build an iPhone app that broadcasts 2 ur social network that u r 'fucked up' on drugs whenever ur 'fucked up'?
Can u check in on 4square from 'Dank City, USA'?
Is WAVVES chill?
Would u rather vibe out with WAVVES or chill out with Best Coast and read a 3d magazine while ur blazed?
Miss u Bethany :-(
Hope ur chill... :-(
What r u like now?