Have yall ever had Pinkberry? It is apparently some sort of 'fresh, new take on ice cream.' Instead of icing cream, they ice yogurt, making it frozen. Not even sure how it works exactly, and if there are even any health benefits, but it is apparently 'the new craze' with women who want decadent smart snacks.
Anyways, the popular 'chain' Pinkberry added 'catering' services. Not sure how that's gonna work. Feel like catering usually requires 'hot plates', and people going thru a line to 'load up' on shitty foods.
Can u keep frozen yogurt on a hot plate/under a hot lamp?
Should I get Pinkberry 2 cater my wedding/graduation party?
Will my old grandparents / disconnected extended family not 'get' what Pinkberry is?
Consumers can order online, choosing from a variety of yogurt flavors and sizes and then create their own "topping bar" by selecting from more than 30 toppings. Pinkberrry will drop off the order at the desired time, set up a serving station and offer guests "the full Pinkberry experience," for the first time beyond its retail locations.
"We have found that people are overwhelmingly surprised that they can provide the Pinkberry experience to enhance their special event," says CEO Ron Graves. "We have catered everything from unique, high profile celebrations to casual dinner parties."
Saw these AZNs went ahead and said 'eff wedding cakes--let's eat some froyo, yall!'
Will all modern alternative weddings serve frozen yogurt instead of a 'lame ass, over-priced cakes'?
Are we entering an era where the NYTimes can write a 'cultural commentary piece' on how young hipsters are getting married, and choosing to customize their dessert options, breaking free from old society's expectation of 'mainstream cake'?
Should I get blazed and watch some show about people stressing out about making zany wedding cakes on Food
Do u feel sad for women who aren't married who watch reality TV shows based on 'brides selecting a dress' / making wedding cakes?
Is Pinkberry a 'shitty, over-branded product', or 'the best goddamn frozyog' on the planet?
Is it more 'alt' to call 'frozen yogurt' 'frogyog' instead of 'froyo'?
If I put my Dannon / Yoplait yogurt in2 a freezer, will it become 'frozen yogurt'?
Will Pinkberry catering 'do well' with ppl who have tons of money 2 waste?
Is Pinkberry 'overrated'?
Should they just make ice cream cakes [via baskin robbins]?
Do u have a Pinkberry in ur local area, or do u live in Middle America? Do u have to eat 'froyo' at Marble Slab / Coldstone Creamery /Baskin Robbins?
What is the best Frozen Yogurt Chain?
Pinkberry competes with numerous frozen yogurt chains, including Golden Spoon, Red Mango, TCBY, and Yogurtland.
Do u only support 'local' froyo joints that 'make their own flavors' and 'allow u to serve urself in a 2 gallon carton'?
Are chain frozen yogurt shoppes 'way better' than 'local/startup' frozen yogurt places that are just trying to mimic the over-branded froyo aesthetic? [via feeling like ur walking into a salon/space ship]
Comments
First, bitches
@H.D. Broreau, got any tips 4 a bro who keeps coming in @ #2-75?
@jeremy371, "Most are engaged in business the greater part of their lives, because the soul abhors a vacuum and they have not discovered any continuous employment for man's nobler faculties."
@H.D. Broreau, whoa that's deep. feeling inspired to quit this day job and attempt to land the next firsties
@H.D. Broreau, w/e, i went to walden, the only thing to do there is tug
second [via going to sleep at 8 and waking up at 4]
third
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dont care abt froyo
big fan of 'local.' there's an alt 'hotspot' in princeton called fruity yogurt, that's where i get my froyo. there's a lot of mad chill azn chicks behind the counter. tryin 2 hook up w/ one, so far pretty unsuccessful. feels like froyo is a good way to get 'mad azn pussy,' along with bubble tea and pocky.
@dwr, I hate you for trashing PFML with your dirty HRO-speak
@a-bro-ad, chill out yall. I don't post on PFML.
Wow, this blog is one big ad now.
@ina, haha, that made me laugh but then I realized maybe u were serious. <3 young cynics.
@Brosaurusrex, yr reply doesnt make it seem less true. (unless that was irony wrapped in irony in the service of capitalism)
Leaving hro now, convinced this is all just P.R. bullshit marketed to our evolutionary tendency to try n be cool for social competition purposes
I ice my yogurt like I ice my bros
Carles, definitely feel like last 2 updates were mad irrelevant.
Is HRO going to become completely irrelevant by tomorrow?
What other sites do y'all like for keeping up with the bronses?
How long can relevance even stay relevant?
@pinkbrorry, it's rel because pinkberry is like a buzzband that puts its resources into r&d into mother indie, then all the buzz polluters copy their shit and spend the money they saved on blow
@pinkbrorry, last 2 updates? ha try the last 2 years. he's began referring to fat mainstreamers as alts, which i know, if i was an alt, i'd be terribly offended. He also justs makes post unworthy of being posted, not even on perez hilton (via most mainstream gossip web site on the interwebz for the white trash and fat tweens/mainstreamers) That shits effed ya'll. don't appreciate carles' disrespect, then again he's probably tired from his busy nightlife and 24/7 party lifestyle (via lindsay lohan/BJ panda bear/sam ronson/misshapes)
lolzapram...les carl whats with these twenney baby posts...Stinkberry is totes not alt bro.
boring f'n article. who gives a poo.
@brogurt, totes. this isnt worthy of any ironic commentary
Mr. Yogato is our alt froyog spot in DC (via playable nintendo w/ Rampage/Bubble Bobble; stamps on ur head for a discount). h8 when frumps r there w/ kiddies. don't even 'get' that it's not 'for them'. not sure how their streamer eyes can see the place when it's right next to dunkin donuts/baskin robbins (via beetlejuice theorem)
I had to go buy some yoplait after glancing at this post see yall later on falon
luv u froyo. u make girls less fat than ice cream.
@wes branderson, I wonder if some of the reply'ers are also in the P.R. biz.. or carles himself.. nice subtle ad/reply there (via catering to female obsession with weight).
i hope thats not a knock on cake boss. love getting blazed and watching some show about people stressing out about making zany wedding cakes on Food Network yo
soooo tasty with strawbs and nanners yall...brings me back to when i was entry level hip in los angeleez in 2006...the world was shiny and babes were into it via low cal and good flava. got subsumed by the shitty boutique cupcake craze of 2007.
miss u mid 00s.
hate chicks who think pinkberry is healthy. Low calorie...yes, without toppings, but "adz" are hoes are gonna be adding something sweet like chocolate chips or fruity pebbles(?) i don't know tho ya'll. i'm not saying i don't enjoy frozen yogurt every now and then knowing it's bad for me, just saying yogurt land is way better (via way more variety and freedom to add as many toppings and frozen yogurt you want in the cup size) employees at pinkberry pour the toppings on the yogurt like pussys.
plus i enjoy eating plain yogurt from the local organic market with fresh organic fruit. i can't help being so effing authentic ya'll.
@george costanza, cool story bro
@george costanza, maybe you can lead the other cool dads at the hippy market in toppling pinkberry and their fascist regime.
i didn't know 'froyo' was alt. it always struck me as sumthing that ppl eat instead ice cream so they feel 'healthy,' instead of eating 'real skinny ppl food' snacks, such as cocaine and celery. they keep u thin, y'all.
i want my haagen daazzzz
menchie's frozen yogurt is the best. was a neighborhood shop, now they're a chain, but still the best froyo ever. coming soon to all the hipster towns!
I agree. I’ve found that most
I agree. I’ve found that most concepts of spirituality and self-growth are pretty simple.
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