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Ernest Greene, AKA "Washed Out Bro" is known as 'the founding father of chillwave' after creating his hit song "Feel It All Around." N e ways, he has merged into a 'legitimate indie force', touring the country and playing relevant music festivals.
This picture seems to indicate that he has 'taken his brand to the next level' and started some sort of ice cream truck. Instead of just selling t-shirts, he is probably selling ice cream to 'keep people chilled out', helping them to conjure up 'nostalgic images of youth' by selling Push Pops, rainbow freezes, Fudge Bars, Banana Fudges, Dream Bars, Ice cream sandwiches, Cookies N Cream ice cream sandwiches, and miscellaneous Skinny Cow 'smart snack' treats.
Do u think this new ice cream truck is 'helping his brand' become more dynamic, or do u think this picture was actually taken as he was working his 2nd job because 2 many people stole his mp3s and he didn't make any money?
What kind of ice cream treat do u hope he sells? Should he sell sno cones/snowballs/'raspas' [via mexis] in order to diversify his product? Should he sell 'pickles' [via a huge jar]? Should he sell 'Sour Punch Straws' and possibly 'frito pies' [via crock pot]?
Do yall think Lemon Chillwave iced treat is gonna 'catch on', or will alts stay 'brand loyal' to Pinkberry/gimmick frozen yogurt establishments?
Do yall support Washed Out's new ice cream truck meme?
Do u think the business will support itself?
Will ice cream treats make it easier 4 bros 2 ride chillwaves?
Will Washed Out's next mp3 sound like 'The Entertainer' [via the official Ice Cream truck circling the neighborhood song]?
Will ice cream trucks replace record labels as the ultimate distributors of band memes?
Washed Out is the hit chillwave project of indie hunk Ernest Greene.
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@chasbro, nixon
@chicagbro, frostywaves [via Wendy's]
@chasbro, nice one :)
@MEMEs, ice one
@//Dave, lawlz
never heard his music. i'm not that cool, so sorry. should i download it?
@Lindsay Spears, it's good ass music, 'specially if you smoke the ganj
@chillbro, ya, def best of the chillwavers
@tommy, u nube.
saw washed up live and thought they were good but not as good as The MemoryTapes. You have seen neither.
I am not a troll I'm just angry.
damn, could he get any chiller?
@mALTeez, free icecream ?:)
Gotta Get Up (To get ice cream yall)
@jude, wish I could "like" this
Ice cream trucks have been alt ever since that Steve Buscemi movie where he fucks Chloe Sevigny in the back of one or some shit.
@HRO Reference Meme, Smashing Pumpkins did the 'buzzband in an icecream van' meme last millenium.feel like Washed Out has his eyes on Pashy Pits 'Levis money' and wants some of that action.
@HRO Reference Meme, yep that was dope
@churl, This is what bands are reduced to doing when their music is stolen.
@HRO Reference Meme, your damn right!
@Steve Broschemi, excuse me, '*you're'
I wish Carles blogged about something relevant for a change
@Hello,
Crls don't write the alt report .. just hro
home boy jus usin it as a front 2 sling crack [via mr softee]
@chilly will y, crack seems too unchill bro, probs just slips a couple dime bags into the change moneys
im patrick wolf
@metaphysical bro, i'm sorry
@jules, its ok bra
washed out bro puts the chill in chillwave imho
@james murphbro, totally. <3 this bro
i bet he puts roofies in them
if they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me
...and i still got love 4 the streets
two posts about lemon chill in one day carles. feel like you're 'effin out of ideas', maybe give up the blog to kevin rose or someone
@brobraham lincoln, name failure [via I have the correct version]
Choco tacos, man, choco tacos.
Feel like maybe I should reassess this bro + this chillwave meme/zeitgeist of 2k9. Maybe it's ok to 'chill hard'. Maybe I shouldn't have let all the chillwaves leave me on the shore. Feel so conflicted.
So dumb, feel like crls is lamely holding on to this shit. this music hasn't stand the test of one year let alone real time. fuck it. I'm done, transferring my blogosphere time to just naked women, at least I'll get off at that pointlessness.
total qt, would buy ice cream from Ernest
@cousins,
whoa, so much ernest h8 up in this thread
feel like the rest of my bros aren't riding the chillwave anymore
rip bros, missu/<3u
still think ernest is a qt
@cousins, he is a qt.
miss the days when we could all ride chillwaves 2gether. rly h8 the unchill vibes this post has. <3 U ERNEST. U R STILL MAD CHILL/RELEVANT
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<3 u ernest
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fucking adorable, so chill. luv u ernest
Just google imaged "Carles". Not sure if I like him nemore...
I actually think this is a fantastic idea. it seems new musicians are coming up with good ways to still make money. Much like how Tao Lin publish's himself and makes contests for all this weird and dumb stuff.
FANTASTIC !
glad yiu finally acknowledge him as founder of chillwave, not lameass person pitch.
<3 ernest. he went to library school, just like me. omg qt
what a chill bro
i am the modern ice cream man.
<3 this bro, he's s00 chill
Neon Injun's Terminally Chill ain't got nothing on this bro.
Feel like Simian Mobile Discbroes are the fathers of frozenwave.
http://www.summersundae.com/assets/asset_images/event-feature-image/1207...
yes, def the chillest bro alive
hro trifecta:
mother indie
father chillwave
the book of carles
Will ice cream trucks replace record labels as the ultimate distributors of band memes?
that would be the chillest
i will replace everything
rip off(via hearts/revolution)
"Yeah", I'm in an ice cream truck, whatevz.
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