I am one of many tweens who goes to the movies in large groups
Sometimes I will 'sneak off' to a boring movie just 2 make out with my GF
On occasion, we will stick our hands down one another's pants
She will tug
I will fingerbang

It's not really about the movies
It's about the formative sexual experience
Bonding with my bffs
texting
giggling
annoying old people who are on their 'weekend date'

This weekend was kinda ruined though
UnChill AZN bro showed up at the theatres
I had never seen any thing like him
It was like he transcended any sort of retail fashion I had seen at the mall

He seemed like he lived in some sort of altered zone/habitat
Just went to get some popcorn & Whoppers
went by the butter machines
He was making out with Zac Efron
then he started making out with the butter machine

Sorta ruined the chill vibes
and no1 could pour hot butter on their popcorn
every1 was kinda pissed
we went to the movies to chill
and get our cry on [via Toy Story 3]
or question our realities [via Inception]

but then every1 sorta just wanted to go home
after Unchill AZN Bro ruined the vibes
Woulda understood if this was a relevant night club
heard u can do whatever u want at those places

but this was a movie theatre
a place that was created for families, kids, and
most importantly
teens who want to fingerbang one another with buttery fingers

Chill vibes thawed.

Do yall like going to the movies?
Have yall ever made out with a movie poster?
Is Zac Efron the hottest twink in Hollywood?
Have you ever done anything sexual in the back row of a movie theatre?