Got dressed up super cute
to go to the Pitchfork Music Festival
An outfit that is vintage and sexie
but also functional to beat the summer heat

I was chilling, enjoying modern buzzbands
taking my post-blipster brand to the next level when a photographer+blogger approached me
he/she told me that they had a Street Fashion Blog
and I

I was flattered beyond belief
While I knew I was dressed alt/vintage enough to merit blog coverage
I never thought I would find some1
who had a relevant street fashion blogspot

They took my picture
It made my day
Felt better than listening

I logged on to my Dell Macbook the next day
Loaded up the street fashion blog website
and was mad pissed
that my photo was taken in front of some shitters

H8 u portapotties
Usually street fashion photographs are 'perfectly framed'
in the middle of some high end/vintage street

But I am stuck in front of some portapotties

I shoulda realized
and maybe coulda used my design background to suggest a different location.
Every1 could share the blame
but I was still mad pissed.

Standing in front of the shitter
looking down, ashamed

Not sure if this is some sort of 'racist metaphor'
about how African Americans were once segregated
and forced to use different restrooms and water fountains
Feeling like I let every1 down

All I wanted to do was showcase my vintage looks
but now I am involved in something so much more complex

Can u look deep/fashionable in front of portapotties?
Can u see any bros taking shits in front of the portapotties?
Who is to blame for this portapotty shot?
Do u think the portapotties provide racial commentary, or do they represent 'the music festival'?