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Sean Penn is well-remembered for playing Harvey Milk, the story of a mentally retarded man who runs across the country and serves in Vietnam, eventually returning home and starting a shrimp boat company. His wife Jenny dies from AIDS, but leaves Sean Penn a son to take care of. Sean Penn always delivers solid performances in movies that get Academy Awards and MTV Movie Awards.
It seems like now he will be remembered as a fan of HIPSTER RUNOFF, known by many insiders as 'HRO.' In this picture, Sean Penn wears a hat that says "J/P HRO" on it. Not sure what "J/P" stands for, but "HRO" definitely stands for the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF. We can only assume that Sean Penn has a lil Macbook, and his lil home page is set to the lil site hipstar**runoffs. Probably bought that shit from the I AM CARLES store or something.
It seems like now that HRO is 'mainstream', tons of famous actors, actresses, politicians, and other famous bros trying to be chill will 'jump on the HRO bandwagon.'
Does Sean Penn seem like a chill bro?
Do u think he reads HRO?
What does "J/P" stand for?
Is HIPSTER RUNOFF going mainstream?
Do yall called HIPSTER RUNOFF "HRO" or H-Ro ?
What is ur fave Sean Penn movie? Luvd him in Shawshank.
Comments
think he wants 2 be more 'relevant'
@marble haus, gains some respect from moi
who's the broad/ho?
i thought he as a gay retard who fucked the 60s at their funtastichomogaysiest and then got all shot up..?
@DJ BroTek ZefRave, Legally Blonde Babe
"J/P"
Means "just playin"
like 'im wearing an HRO hat'
LOL J/P- HRO
@kevbro, oh, i like this actually +1
@kevbro, again +1
@kevbro, really nice touch
kewl. that's kewl.
just playin yall
Sorry to ruin the fun, but HRO on Pean's hat is the acronym for his Haiti Relief Organization
Didn't point out that the movie was actually Forest Gump though?
@Browboat, UH ITS ACTUALLY FORREST GUMP. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT FUCK ASS DOOKIE DING DONG.
good point, by the way.
@azn, totally ruined the fun, AZN bro. we're used to it by now tho
@tragedy in toyland, lol, h8 unchill azn bro.
@tragedy in toyland, lol good 1 bro
@tragedy in toyland, you are welcome :) just want inform all y'all ignorant fools.
@azn, I thought azns were sposed to be smart.....
@azn, sorry bro but u dont have idea what ur talking about! srsly haiti whateverwasthat? what a load of crap.
@azn, "get out" [via internet message boards]
@For Reverend Meme, via elaine benes [via alt.tv.seinfeld]
@azn, y has nobody said 'fell like u don't 'get' it bro'? luv thos comments
@torbro y moi, feel like aznbro doesn't 'get it'.
@torbro y moi, fell like he don’t ‘get’ it bro
@torbro y moi, feel like unchill aznbro just doesn't 'get' it yall
@azn,
shut UP azn bro!
@generk witty cmmnt, i think u mean CHUT UP [via zany indie film 'Donnie Darko']
@chillwavvin, 'go back to china, bitch'
@chillwavvin, then donnie acts all school boy bitch and tells his fellow bros to leave her alone. so alt for not doing the same thing they are but so unchill bro.
@azn, hate u, reading hro comments riding chillwave of lols then u commented
@azn, feel like what u know could ‘fill a book’ bro. so glad your on our side
@azn, HEY FUCK YOU! Ur obiviously an unchill azn, u might even be the unchill azn bro himself who ruins vibes! Stay the fuck away from us, were white bros, mexi bros, a few black bros, an even fewer moroccan bros, but i dont think we have any azn bros! and if we do those bros keep it secret (via dont ask dont tell). Ypu had better watch it, cuz im gonna be wathing you(via keeping an eye on you)
@AltBrooklyBro, feel like we all need 2 chill. these comments are starting 2 feel like a H8 crime.
@broseph stalin, feel like we dont 'get it'
@broseph stalin, so unchill
@broseph stalin, lolololol fck I love all yall
@azn, do you paint your face neon and ruin real life partys too?
@azn, all these email notifications he must be getting... ;)
@azn, Sorry to ruin?...not buying ur apology unchill azn bro.
Can't imagine that his press sec didn't see this coming. Puts the Hip in Hippie and gains relevance with the Hip.R.O. hat, but accentuates his peace-loving brand, via bad-boy rehab, by getting the hat from the Haitians. Is this a clever ploy for "Street Cred" ?
jew/penis
@pandabro, tldr
@HJ,
good thing HJ was here to 'shit on' this cmmnt.
@pandabro, hey there bro. missed u [via we r 'twins']
+1 SP
<3 u in the rain mans
I read somewhere that Bebe posts for HRO sometimes.. kinda feel like this is one of those times.
Rlly sux.
Feel like I'm reading a girl trying to be funny / mimic a boy blogs mentality.
Kinda scared I'm going to start doubting every HRO post I read from now on.
@ddog, Carles woulda thought to blend Harvey Milk with I Am Sam (same actor) and maybe even thrown in an inappropriate picture of a grieving mother or something else disturbing, maybe more retard related.. and he also would have been clever enough to make a post right before with that disturbing image used properly so everyone thought it was a mistake. genius.
@ddog,
You're right. It's not like it ain't mad easy to spot a bebe / non-crls post. Way to destroy your HRO brand dude, with mid level alts adopting your personal brand and wrecking shop.
I'd like it if this site would have less content - and for each post to be genuine. A streamlined service, if you will.
@ddog, man this sucks, i rlly only want carles and maybe his best bro to post. the idea of ppl who dont get carles+us posting on hru is kinda saddening.
Totally feel like Spicolibro [via fast times] 'gets it'. he's spreading the word of the hro while being all 'self important' and 'philanthropic' y'all.
<3 u Sean Spicoli
Juxta/Pose Hipster Runoff
Just Perfect...HRO
I think the chick is Reese Witherspoon.
@LCF,
dat chin
@generk witty cmmnt, Can't be missed, it's cute like a heart.
@LCF, i'd spoon that wither
JP = Jean Peen; his logins @ the HRO!! yall! Seriously yall just entry level shit or wha??
sean is alt as hell he used to roll with bukowski
What's up with Pinocchio chin on Reese? Just wanna lay a right hook into it and see what happens. Maybe some bees or some shit swarm out.
you guise sean penn wasn't in forrest gump
@Alice, yes he was
@mskmbll, tryna trick this
@Alice, feel like he played "bubbles the shrimp salesman"
it's the j/p hatian relief organization
Jurassic Park
@tommy, feel like if we diverted all of our national scientific resources away from "alternative energy" and "crazy weapons" & in2 dinosaur cloning it could happen in w/in 10 years. i'm no expert but i feel like mad frogs + some needles/syringes + preserved mosquitoes = winning dino formula
What is the blog equivalent of an Oscar? Now that HRO has received the 'endorsement' of Sean & the Penns, CRLS is on track for winning one of these. {Webbys? TIME's 100 blogs list?}
FUCK ALL OF YOU YALL.
THAT'S REESE WITHERSPOON, YOU CAN TELL BY THE CHIN.
@Snake, totally is
"I'M CARLES AND I'M HERE 2 RECRUIT U."
Think Penn-bro was delivering "lollable memes" to the po' blipsters in Haiti.
@Hung Fa lo, he just made a funny about 'big black cocks and Reeses tight white ass' and everyone had a giggle.he is in ur blog,crls, stealin' ur jokes.
sean penn= mainstream
sean penn is so not chill bro he was on jackass stirring up a ruckous with his shenanigans. ugh im so not alt for leaving a comment :/ so not chill
https://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
@Joel, way to embarass ur self smh smh
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