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Lookbook.nu is a popular alt social network where users come together to create a 'global fashion scene.' From suburban Middle America to suburban UK to suburban Korea, every alt who doesn't live in a relevant alt city can bond with a network of alts, feeling 'together' as they look at what they are wearing.
Some altbros are known to 'pleasure themselves' while browsing lookbook, since it features many barely legal alt sluts [via hipster porn]. Not sure if that is 'legal' or if u can go to jail if they find out.
It seems like alts are getting younger and younger. This 8 year old alt from Portugal named Nana S created her own lookbook profile. When I was 8 years old, social networking, 'the alt internet', and blog buzz didn't even exist. Feel amazed that this lil alt coordinated her own photo shoot, uploaded pix to her computer, touched them up in photoshop, and then uploaded them to Lookbook. Feel like this alt is a 'baby genius' or something.
How alt were u when u were 8 years old?
Will this alt get a modeling contract with Baby Gap/Baby Am Appy?
Is this lil alt a Baby Genius?
Should I move 2 Portugal to raise an alt kid, kinda like Noah Lennox?
Do yall have any other tips to make sure that ur kid grows up to be alt?
Comments
First [via unemployment]
@hairyGerman, if i was unemployed i'd be sleeping right now. just sayin.
@blah, at least he's building a resume
@Henry, ima let you finish but baby geniuses 2 had the worst rating (of all time) http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/super_babies_baby_geniuses_2/
PLZ BE SECOND.... PLZ...
@-_-, u got it bro. good work.
@-_-, CONGRATULATIONS BRO
2nd. Creepy.
@blah, *owned*
@-_-, you wish you were as alt as me, fggt.
is purple drank alt?
@bob hope, ask gucci
and she's a grandma 2?
shit
Feel like this littlun is not truly 'alt'. more like lil' Tila Tequila. hope she doesn't grow up to be a 'trashy whore' or do something truly awful [via dating billy corgans].
@Quartertonalitybro, ha, billy corgan
damn. wish i could be as alt as her...
at 8 i rooted for electroalt warrior over hulk brogan and played t&c surf and sk8/dies. wish i could say i was listening to fugazi but i just wasn't. i did what i could yall.
@Altso Frightened, was t&c surf the game with the surfing gorilla?
@don rickles, T&C surf is pretty alt now..probably the most chillwave game ever.
just want to be a gorilla/vs cat and surf hip waves/skate all day.
@bohoo, I've heard from alt sources that T&C surf inspired MGMT's zany new cover art..
The return of an old staple of HRO. Parenting issues
when her parents played round n round for her she listened (via not falling asleep like a mnstrm bro)
when I turned 8 I was eating a shitty birthday cake with my siblings while we wondered where my mom went [via divorce]- older sister was too busy listening to nirvana to help me be alt and little brother was preoccupied with lion king. Was too busy trying to hold it all together, yall. realize now that pent-up 8 y/o divorce angst could have been used more effectively to form my personal brand.
@b, yo you got to eat birthday cake as a meal? best childhood ever.
@wes branderson, well i mean on my birthday (which was the day the olds 'split up') = unfulfilled/depressing childhood --> adolescent angst --> shitty art degree
@b, they must have looked awful silly arguing with those pointy birthday hats on.
seems like you turned out okay despite the birthday unchillness. wait. unless you're fat.
now you can use all of this as inspiration to create art with your shitty art degree and all of your pieces will be angry paintings made in icing on cakes and then you will get rich and famous and have enough money to get your inconsiderate parents "taken care of".
@b, thinking bout u bro. ur gonna be ok.
@b, if u need an hj just let me know cause im down... i do what i can
the other pic is way better, the one where she is not wearing pants js
@Franklin Chillano Broosevelt, no pedo btw
I was pretty alt at 8. But in '95, social networking meant A/S/L-ing in an AOL chatroom, and I didn't really get into that until I was 10, when I first discovered the art of 'trolling'. Looking back, kinda wish I had parents that forced me into team sports, instead of allowing me to be so 'authentic' and 'alternative' at such an early age.
"strictly anal"
@strictly anal, too old
@8 i had like six internet girlfriends, found them searching for limp bizkit fans on AIM/AOL "interests" search. wish it wasn't true.
Oh! She's so cute! I want an alt baby ya'll!
Feel like ur alt parents or siblings are putting her up to this, via trying to live vicariously through her. It reminds me of those creepy lil girl beauty pageant.
I bet she'd rather be watching Icarly and shit. Poor lil' alt.
Feel like her alt parents or siblings are putting her up to this, via trying to live vicariously through her. It reminds me of those creepy lil girl beauty pageant.
I bet she'd rather be watching Icarly and shit. Poor lil' alt.
when I was 8 I was living in a village in the middle of the Amazon, playing fashion designer and writing short stories about a little rose who was littler than the other roses. U don't have to be in the first world to be hella alt.
@altina, needless to say, I'm not a fashion designer or a writer or live in the Amazon nowadays (via moving to Europe/doing drugs/not finding my 'tru call')
Baby Genius (on left) has ironic hipster glasses.
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