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The iPad DJ [link] is one of the most controversial DJs in the history of DJ history, since she clearly 'has no skills' but is just trying to 'ride a technological gimmick' to get blog coverage. She basically uses iPad apps to make generic bleepy bloopy music, and calls herself a DJ. Not even sure what the deal is. Basically a ton of tech blogs are 'covering her' because she is probably 'a hot girl' according to tech bros, plus it is a decent iPad meme that can get some blog hits.
Do u think her latest 'mixtape' sounds like a complete disaster?
Do u think the track names are 'kewl'?
Destroy The Silence | Volume One
Track One: xoxo
Track Two: Premonition
Track Three: Photon
Track Four: Spectres
Track Five: Lethal
Track Six: Reality, Distorted
Do u think this is 'one of the greatest mixtapes of all time'?
Is she really gonna 'crossover' to new markets + new fans by having a release called a 'mix tape'?
'DJing with iPads is so easy that I can do it without any shoes on.'
Are 'gimmicky DJs' giving real DJs a bad reputation, or does she prove that DJing is not a real skill?
Do u think she is gonna go on tour for Justice?
Is the iPad DJ the MGMT of DJs?
Should women 'only be allowed to use technology/the internet' to look up recipes and print out grocery coupons?
The iPad DJ is some broad who claims that she is the world's first iPad DJ but she just uses iPad apps to make dumb sounding entry-level trance mixes.
Comments
FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT
IPAD sucks!!
@ZUCCURES, It's the person behind the iPAD that is sucky, sir.
@Jim Morrison, women should only be allowed to use technology/the internet to look up recipes and print out grocery coupons
Ya, its not just the i Pad it all of Apple. There just a bunch of con-seated money grabbing assholes. I mean come on, they make you choose how much memory you want, and that's it, you only get that much memory. Then if you want an app you can only get apple apps, that's it. And then there's the AT&T thing, you can only use AT&T that's retarded. Well actually their now saying that Verizon is going to sign a contract with Apple, so you can use Verizon on your iPhone and other Apple electronics. But anyway I just wonted to give you my 2 scents about the whole asshole Apple thing. It just gets me so heated and annoyed, I really hate corporations that only care about themselves and not the consumer. But thank, Sincerely BoRyan Brown.
@BoRyan, wow...
the ipad sucks cause its a giant itouch...
its called capitalism...
all i can say is read... keep reading, dont stop.
@BoRyan, someone's clearly not understanding why Apple runs the way they do. Limited selection in terms of apps, software, hardware, etc is what makes Apple products run smooth. This is why Apple products rarely have bugs and PCs DO. This is why Apple products rarely FUCK UP and Microsoft products DO. Microsoft are the REAL money grubbing assholes because they obviously don't give a shit about their customers by letting everyone and their moms treat them like the whores they are. They let any company produce any piece of shit in exchange for a chunk of change. Notice how Apple products get more popular every year?? Because their products don't fucking suck ass.
@ZUCCURES, fuck da IPAD, nice tits.
@allah my balls, not like you can see them lol
maybe this would be news if she DJ'd topless...
@ZUCCURES, genius point!
@ZUCCURES,
GOT TO MY WEBSITE!!!
ZUCCURES.tumblr.com
@ZUCCURES, IPAD futurez of muzak via IPAD
@xuxuli, IPad is shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK5uWUMm0AY
she probs uses a twitter app that makes beepy sounds and hooks it up to her rad set up
almost first dayum
the world in on fiyah, she is on of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, other one is probz aoki
That's a pretty cool t-shirt she's wearing. Anyone know what it is?
@Careless, good work bro, feigning ignorance is the new cultural awareness
@Careless, CARLES
IF YOU ARE READING THIS
COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE A GENRE SHIRT 2.0 WITH THE WORDS IN WHITE ON BLACK, ALL BENT INTO THE SHAPE OF THE MOST AUTHENTIC ALBUM COVER OF ALL TIME?
@Careless, really? joy division you cock
@bowser, what an elitist no one listens to music that old anymore
@oh hey a.w.k, my dad does ;)
@oh hey a.w.k, terrible cmnts all around (myself included)
@Careless, I'm pretty sure it's The New York Dolls
@Careless, I'm pretty sure it's a Depeche Mode tshirt (via Enjoy the Silence ref)
@Fucking Retard, it's a helmet shirt nooobs!
@Fucking Retard, surfer blood ripped off this design too, hipster hacks
@Careless, MGMT
@Careless, It's a Interpol shirt, duh
I am the world's first hotplate dj
@tommy, What about the first waffle iron DJ?
@aweavvvy, not as versatile
@tommy, Totally loved your track on Hypemachine - Top Ramen (tommy's eggs and sriracha remix)
I am unimpressed by the ipad Dee Jay
neck down would work
she literally has zero music taste.
@plant food, wow, ur like so blunt!
@plant food, literally
i would be ok with this if ipad dj was a man
@chris, feel you on that, bro
@Alan Bromax, u & cris r the 1st hro gay couple, send pictz!!!!
this is fucking terrible lol
she's got a "belkin" mini-jack to phono cable though. pretty kewl.
@plant food, i got belkin gear too
She's ripe for a fuckin
@JoeHard,
I know how you feel
@Patrick, Hell yeah bro
feel like she can't really compete with the topless DJ meme. maybe iPad girl could improve on her brand by having one of the 'best bottoms' or playing from an ipod nano inside her snatch.
@insane clown penis,
just wanted 2 say that yr my favorite commenter on here. this + yr comment on the alt-tard made me LOL big time.
probz 'psytrance'. this is worse than non-ipad psytrance.
@elektrowave, bro no. real psytrance is 'the shit'. this is 'shit'.
@Browen Wilson, if by 'real psytrance' you mean infected mushroom i'll have to 'vehemently disagree' abt its quality.
@Browen Wilson, psytrance sucks so hard. van halen and israeli techno is not a good combo man.
@jambajewce, feel u bros just haven't discovered your 'transient' selves. should ditch the ancos every now and then. get some glowsticks and go at it (via melb shuffle)
@elektrowave, tihs iz IPAD chillwavz authentic via IPAD
this is wack as fuck
these peoples makes me hide the decks at my house, so im not wrangled into that bunch. cause i use real serato lp's.
I listened to the whole thing. It's not awful but the music is very dated sounding and she obviously is not a musician. The chord progressions are very amateurish and "entry level". She also needs to learn about mastering and compression techniques. Overall I'd give it a C-.
@Meh., cool story bro
this mix sounds really 'cheap/outdated/shitty', but I feel bad for hating it. she was probably really 'fuckin stoked' after creating it
@brian, BOHAN?
YOOOO CARLES!! YOU LOVE FLAMIN ON THIS CHICK FOR NO REASON!! LOL I AM DYING LAUGHING THO AT THE HEADLINE "SOUNDS 'ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE' " I CAN'T TAKE IT LOL....'BLEEPY BLOOPY MUSIC' LOL ICANT STOP...MAN YOU KNOW WHAT THO UNLIKE MY COMMENT ON THE PREVIOUS POST I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU THIS CHICK IS SIMPLY USING THE HYPE OF THE IPAD TO TRY AND REINVENT SHIT THAT'S BEEN DONE COUNTLESS COUNTLESS TIMES...EVERY ASSHOLE WITH GARAGE BAND THINKS HE'S THE SHIT CAUSE HE'S BOUGHT A MIDI CONTROLLER FROM BEST BUY...SMDH...LOOK AT THE TRACK LISTINGS, "XOXO"- CLEARLY TRYING TO BUY OFF OF 'THE XX'S' HYPE, 'PREMONITION'- THA FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?? 'REALITY, DISTORTED'- IS THAT A SENTENCE, A SONG, OR SOME KIND OF COMBINATION? MAN I'M ABOUT TO COP AN IPAD, WEAR IT AROUND MY FAT ASS CHAIN AND ROCK THE NEW CRYSTAL CASTLES ALBUM COVER ON THAT SHIT. THIS 'D-J' NEEDS TO BE SENT THE WALKING PAPERS...
@JM,
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING
sounds like MGMT
bleepy bloopy is my favorite genre.
this mix is fucking heinous.
honestly though, this mixtape is trash
she is a marketing consultant
this meme was generated by a pr firm hired out to apple.
probs didnt even produce this trash
sounds like joy division
may-b the worst shit evr
I LOVE THE IPAD
FUCK ALL OF YOU
u r right crls she is not just ugly she sucks
I smell some serious jealously that you didn't think of it first, bro. TWO posts about this girl? C'mon, dude. That's lame.
SOUNDS LIKE SHITTY MUSIC
But yes, this music sucks.
I think the best description of the music itself would be completely uninspired. It's mildly cool it was done with an ipad, but the medium used has never been a free pass for making terrible fucking music. It's like the early 90's invasion of soft-synth garbage, just because any shmuck can make something that sounds like electronic music, does not intrinsically mean any shmuck can make good electronic music.
@matt, gay-0
she shows as much personality as tofu
I like the part where it went bweep boop for a bit then epic drop @ 4:38 fell flat as fuck (via missed beat).
She proves that DJing is not a real skill.
@Gibson,
it's more a case of calling this 'djing' is a bit of a stretch.
I don't see why she needed the I-Pad for this. Could have just used a real computer.
wears joy division, got credits, obviously altbabe.
maybe she could replace xx drummer bro on ipads
this would be awesome if it was 2001 and i was still into shitty german house
fuck this hoe
@gucci mane, i would, in a second
well what 'apps' did she use?
like did she create the patterns herself or did she just drag loops to certain places?
the synths SOUND good... just not used well LOL
I wonder if one can DJ with cassettes? alt for sure.
@eclecticstate, would be S0000 chillwave
i would so fuck her omg
whomever wrote the article says tech bros cover her cuz shes... "probably" .... a "hot chick"
dude ur gayer than new years eve
shes hot
ur gay
i dont give a shit bout the ipad or this lamo gay blog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-7W3o4dYUo&feature=related
Altbabe? Can you say airbrush?
But... but...
Bro...
Out here in West Hollywood there is a high demand from boosie middle eastern kids that want to see their kind make it out there in the Ed Hardy world.
Gawd-awful.
@Martin Vidal, do u give head 2 ur dealer 4 a bag of rock?
ur just 2 west holliewud dude im so totes w/ ya bro
WTF, NO JOY DIVISION FAN HAS THAT SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC AND HOW THEY MAKE IT. REALLY DEPRESSING YALL
@joey, i see tweens with Motörhead shirts. little idiots wouldn't recognize a Motörhead song if it ran on MTV and the name was on screen.
wish Carles wouldn't give this ho any more attention.
honestly this would be cool if it were good/if she lacked a 'horse face'
i am tempted to DL it yall
it seems chill
questioning my life
i think she doesnt realize we need silence sometimes
should i DL it?
is it just presets? dont want to be fooled into thinking she has creativity
feeling physically attracted to her
feeling like i could hit that shit
holy shit i DL'd it
feeling ashamed
gonna listen now
@swan, it's all presets loops off of ipad apps. anyone in the world could make this "mixtape" in literally 10 minutes
@anoni,
the mixtape is 13 minutes though
only someone really special could make a 13 minute mix tape in 10 minutes.
does 13 minutes even qualify as a mixtape?
stupid broad
butterface + man jaw
id fuck that [via hammer]
The iPad as a virtual turntable is nice. Check flare app, it has a built in timecode. Also baby decks app is good for scratching or learning to mix.
Whoever paid this gal to market for them got ripped. She's doing more harm than good. When will people learn that turntablism is and will be the driving force behind dj culture.
this suuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Needs more analog effects pedals and a casiotone.
Enjoyed the soundcloud comments. "This is bullshit"
Don't worry, I'm gonna bring the transcedence
daft punk used touch screens before this stupid bitch
juss sayin
It's people that kill music, not iPads...
The Day Electro Died.
hahahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhfalfalfhahahahahhahahahahahaha omg lolz @ that mix.
carles, you're a genius.
inauthentic cos she still uses a mixer
she should wear it around her neck and play it like a washboard while djing. that would be capture the midnight raver/burning man/old timey demographic
First of all i love my ipad 3g....BUT I am a electric guitar player of 10 years a vinyl dj and a graduate of fullsail recording arts prgram and this bitch makes me want to puke....i mean WTF...who is she kidding...she is giving all us actual djs and talented musicians the worst reputation...when i started djing i spent hours practicing and totally sucked for a couple years....Because it takes TIME to learn...i studied the greats in guitar like vai and wylde and the greats in dj like mixmaster mike and qbert and RIP roc raida....who does the bitch honor......shit shit shit!!
hey good for her! ride those buzzwaves soul sister!
the synth line around the 1:30 mark is actually kind of good, otherwise, WHAT A TURD, but i feel bad, she probably "worked real hard on it/real poud"
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