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Google expands lifestyle brand, designs fly ass sneaker line


I am not sure what the deal with Google is. At first I thought they were just a homepage, but now I realize they are basically 'in control of most of the information on the internet' since they can control everything that n e 1 types. Sometimes I feel scared of Google, but other times they seem chill, just like bros who want to 'replace' every business in the world with a more efficient data mining process that adds long-term value 2 society.

Do u think this is a good idea by Google to 'expand their brand' in2 retail markets?
Do u use google, or an alt search engine like 'dog piles' or 'ask jeeve bro'?
Should all large websites have a 'retail arm'?

Not sure if these sneakers are only available in 'private beta' but it looks like Google is trying to 'expand their brand' or something. Maybe they want to enter retail markets to compete with Am Appy, Urby Outty, Abbycrombs and Eff, and Forever TweenyOne.

Can Google 'generate mad sales' of these custom sneakers?
Will Google 'take other retailers' off their search engine webpage?
Is google ur home page?
Will Google 'take over' the world / the US + Chinese government?
If u could make search engine sneakers, what kind of website sneakers would u make?

Comments

lvl10alt's picture

number one, bitcheeeeees

Compression!'s picture

@lvl10alt, Reminds me of Superbad, McLovin.

no fish today's picture

those look like the shoes of a dickhead

fresh fish filet's picture

@no fish today, Yes, a dickhead or a douchebag

brory's picture

@fresh fish filet,

"dickbag"

poo haha's picture

@fresh fish filet, aw man u guys i just preordered these :(

feelingtanked's picture

@poo haha, douchehead

a's picture

Well, those shoes are quite ugly. Maybe something for M.I.A

feh's picture

@a, maybe something MIA and the firey ms pacmans would wear to crowd raft

ZUCCURES's picture

whattheballz

Brooey Deschanel's picture

totes photoshopped yall!

brian's picture

those would sell mad units in like 2k7.8

bro re meme's picture

seems made to wear with yer noogler hatz - sweatsuit is next - think googs is prepping for the big kool-aid party (via heaven's gate) - worried bing will be the only retailer to buy my sneeks and hatz at

justw2brelv's picture

those shoes r kinda ugly but then again i rly want to wear google shoes, feel kinda conflicted, like if i buy them i would feel obligated to actually wear them but they dont rly match with anything and they kinda look like black people shoes.
might buy them unless theyre some sort of liimited ed marketed to hypebeasts willing to spend several hundred dollars on gimmicky products.
btw im posting from my lil sisters DS, is that alt?

kevbro's picture

i really hate nike.
from 100% mainstream jock shoe to iconic retro sneaker, they only care about the money.
i can't believe they own converse now.

sigh. world's most devious shoe company hands down.

might start wearing vans purely out of principle.
at least they still stay true to their cali/punk/skate roots...

thinking too much i think

ChillBro's picture

@kevbro, Fuck Vans, totez not authentic + Cali punk is anti 2k

kevbro's picture

@ChillBro,

is yr name supposed 2 b ironic?
totes not 'chill, bro'

aw, fukk's picture

@kevbro, thats why i wear Supras+thrift store dress shoes bro

ugh, just re-read that, my personal brand is just fucking awesome

Adobe Slabs CS4's picture

@kevbro, all deviousness aside, that new nike spot about the world cup is sooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE&feature=player_embedded

<3 nike's marketing dept. yall.

plus, soccer's still alt right?

kevbro's picture

@Adobe Slabs CS4,

never been too enthusiastic about team sports
all that hustle for moving a ball somewhere and some other idiots trying to stop you

just sayin how i feel, btw
i plead the 1st

nike is 'mos def' for the sporty spices out there

vansbro's picture

@kevbro, 'off the wall' since 66...

jimbob's picture

could be 'the new it' shoe 4 rlz
gr8 marketing idea 4 nike and googs

chillness is the move's picture

those shoes are mad ugly

brobraham lincoln's picture

wonder bout "microsoft bing" shoes [via failed google competitor]

love2googleU's picture

@brobraham lincoln, wherever u want to walk they take u 2 steps in the wrong direction (via bad search results)

brooklyn vulva's picture

r these leather? feel like the cow bros who got to become these chill sneaks really lucked out. immortalized on the internet and connected to one of the internets most powerful brands. feel bad for cow bros who just wind up in walmart on a fat persons feet.

roryh's picture

google sells all your info to the CIA, yall.

schlomo's picture

why does everyone on this board take to talking just like the dude who writes the blog? either this is self-generated commenting or you guys need to find your own identity and cultivate it... just sayin'

schlobro's picture

@schlomo, this guy......

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Broe Jonas's picture

@schlomo, pffff hee hee hee <3 entrylvls

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