Sun, 2010-04-18 11:27 | by Carles
Link: http://gawker.com/5519619/how-to-be-cool-at-coachella-an-illustrated-guide/gallery/?skyline=true&s=i
Just saw this picture of John Mayer in some sort of circle of pals at Coachella, a new music festival somewhere in California. Since I am trying to 'turn into a gossip blog', feel like I am allowed to create interesting, yet misleading headlines. Not sure if he was actually trying to 'get' with Agyness Deyn, or if she would even be into him. She dated one of the Strokes [via Green Aggs and Ham] so she theoretically would date John Mayer to take her modeling career to the next level. I encourage and support her if she decides to date John Mayer, then have 'a meltdown' like that one girl who was on Friends [via NBC].
Wonder if he got turned on by her little boy haircut / buzz cut. Also u were probably able to see some sweet nip slips since her dress is so 'provocative.'
John Mayer was probably intimidated by the ultra- alt 4 life guys that she is with. Feel scared of them, like they have personal brands that could provide 1 year's worth of content for 'hipster bashing snark blogs.'
Wonder if he got intimidated by their alt-ness, then just decided to 'try 2 bang some big, beautiful woman.'
Photo via gawkers
Feel bad for the 'hefty' woman in this photo. Maybe she is just having a bad stretch, put on some weight, and now exists as an internet meme that 'showcases the douchiness of John Mayer.'
Worried that her identity is gone.
By consuming these photos, do u feel like u really 'experienced' Coachella?
Should Agyness Deyn date John Mayer?
Do u like Agyness Deyn's new haircut?
Is it 'totally chill' of John Mayer 2 go 2 Coachella?
Should famous people stay out of the spot light so they don't produce memes?
