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YEAH!
@MultipleHeadTraumas, 'preciate it, yo
been waitin 4 this
Thinkin about starting a p0rn parody website. Thinkin about calling it hipsterjackoff.com . Carles, which p0rn star do u want to play u? Was thinking James Deen as he is pretty Alt.
@Gritto,
idiot...
@Gritto, you want to get a tugjob/anal from carles i dont get it? plz xpln
@\\\\\, wud totes catch a tug from CRLS
@Gritto, your fuckn gay man
Sad there r so many homo-phobes. Just let FGGTs be FGGTs, they r cool.
@coolidge,not callin him gay cause he's homosexual; callin him gay cause he's gay homie. were u born after 1994 r something? it's like the 1990s movie clueless in this thread.
we've all dated dudes, ur not special.
@coolidge, <3 how u tried to b kewl n call them "FGGTs" so it makes u seem like "a straight guy who just has gay friend n shit but who totes isnt gay yall"
@Gritto, why is everyone mad at you?
old news
@bro, start your own blog 2 give frsh updates?
Anthony Rosano may just be the most alt bro in porn, not only does he have an MC ESCHER inspired tattoo but sometimes he plays guitar to coo some whores via 18yearsold.com
bobbi starr in the curb porno may be alt.. dunno.
Jersey Shore Porn Parody was best
hahahaha this is lolworthy. & i'm really happy that there is no "first" comments yet.
I would like a Porn Parody of CSS.
They have like what, 4 or 5 girls?
Would need to turn the guy dude into a straight dude for the porno though.
@jvac, ur livin in a god damn dream world nd u dont know what the fuck u want..
waiting 4 a Coachella Porno, so I can b rely again.
@Brolange Knowles, want to see a coachella porno of 'bro who can't get his flip flops on'.
What would be the ideal indie band to make a porno?
She & Him? Broken Social Scene? Scott Stapp? Choose.Your.Own.Response.?
@Abroham Lincoln, sir, i've been pleading for a Tegan/Sara parody 4eva and/or Smoosh
@\\\\\, obvi Broken Brocial Scene. But only self-titled era BSS. That would just be a giant alt gangbang.
Hows about an Arcade Fire porn? Nothing like a bunch of Canadian band nerds naked.
@\\\\\, smoosh is 18,16&13 y/o....
not exactly 'legit' :/
crls + tao lin + bebe blog sesshy porn?
@clip, give u a suitcase of monay and make it happen
waiting for MTN DW to start Green Label Porn.
wonder what chillwave porn would look like. feel like it would be 'softcore' and remind you of nostalgic vhs porn from the 80's.
@sasha ghey, want it 2 b like that pr0n in that taxi driver scene
@androidbro, "via not rememberin 70's/80's pr0n/feelin any nostalgia when watchin it"
Prettyyyyyyy, Prettyyyyyyyy, Prettyyy good [via Larry Davebro]
White stripes porn:
"Jackoff White" and "Mega-Tits" start making sex normally, then it turns into incest porn (via Jack calling Meg his "sister". Meg starts crying and can't "perform" and Jack finds some other bitches and dudes to do it with. It becomes an orgy with the Meg character sitting in the corner watching. Until she joins in again.
Make this happen.
@A-Woww,
Don't you mean Smeg White?
heres one scene everybody in "the pains of being pure at heart" r drinking piss from m.i.a who's taking it up the butt from karen-o with a strap-on- karen is at the same time eating alice glass' pussy, who's giving me a blowjob
Look! A shark!
Jump Carles! Jump!
Look at Carles jumping the shark.
HRO is as f*cked as the characters in that Curb Yr Enthusiasm movie.
Used 2 b a kewl, 'culturally relevant' web log. Ahhh, the memories!
@HeyThatsMyShoe, 'jumping the shark'??? isn't that a 'happy days' reference? way 2 b culturally relevant grandpa.
@greenberg, Get off my lawn u pesky kids!
when we gona git sum INSANE CLOWN POSSE porno up in this bitch??? how about a 30+ juggalo gangbang on a muthafuckin hay ride!!!! that's family love, my ninja! woot woot!!!!
do yall believe in miracles?
@sugar slam, semen everywhere up in this bitch
@sugar slam,
semen, how does it work?
waiting for gossip girl porn
[x] anal collective
just wanna c Ariel Pink get naked
AZN porn w/steve aoki getting assfingred while crowd surfing at an electrorgy
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