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Uffie is a former bloghouse artist who has been working for her full length EP for close to half a decade. Due to her sex appeal and free spirit, she gained a wide following after being signed to Ed Banger Records. She was initially branded as a lolita with minimal rapping skills masked by decent production + autotune, but now it seems like she is trying to 'break free' from her previous brand. The song "Illusion of Love" seems like it is trying to be a house anthem or something similar.
After Ke$ha, a popular autotune rapper climbed to #1 on the billboard charts, the casual music fan can't help but wonder if Uffie missed the greatest opportunity to monetize + reach the masses.
Fortunately most electronic/electro/techno/house/dubstep music has a niche following, and she will probably achieve solid album sales in European markets which bring Ed Banger a decent return on investment. No sources can confirm that she will be marketed to the masses as a post-Ke$ha byproduct.
As you can tell, the Ed Banger brand is still strong, as evidenced by the number of fans who were still into the song "D.A.N.C.E." at the recent Ed Banger 7th anniversary party. They seem to still have a tribe of fans who still connect with the 2k7 indiesphere.
Is Uffie still 'relevant', or will she always just be a piece of meat 2 yall?
In 5 years, will humans remember blog house?
Is Ke$ha a better product than Uffie?
Is Ed Banger the greatest modern indie label?
Uffie is a French bloghouse rapper who is known for hanging out with her titties out.
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Fuck Ke$$$ha, that's all I have to say.
i wud rather bang kesha more than uffie cos blonde gurls r way fitter
the guy thats also "singing" sounds like the guy who sings im blue via eiffle 65..
@marisol, GABRY PONTE
let go, carles/hipster runoff
this blows hard
Do y'all know where can I read 'culturally relevant' 'authentic' Alt news stories?
^
The 'key word' is Alt.
Why is Carles posting so much culturally irrelevant inauthentic MAINSTREAM 'news' in the 'so called' Alt Report?!
And: What the frick is an 'Uffie'?!?! Should I know this 'person'?!?!
@HeyThatsMyShoe, shut up
@uhhh, Whoa dude. That is, like, a 'hostile' reply. But I 'forgive' you. Peace.
wake up in the mornin' feeling like uffie
@alisalei,
ilu
holy shit that song sucks so bad i'd rather listen to ke$ha at this point
@brotini, Yeah really. It doesn't even go anywhere. The drums never even kick in! At least "Tik Tok" is catchy and fun. I was partying with my GF over the weekend and it was cool watching her dance for me while she was drunk to "Tik Tok"!
@Pimpin, damn bro, last time i listened to 'pop the glock' i was making out with a fat girl and injured my leg. ur experience seems more enjoyable/less embarrassing.
for the love of god, go back to copying Ke$ha. Uffi£
As soon as I heard ke$&@ I thought of the Uffster. Maybe Uffie is just to real/authentic club girl minor talent for mnstrm America. Her songs are my secret anthem for club nights and you know what they have pretty good lyrics and capture the spirit of a fun night out. The bouncers do recognize my face thanks. Ke)&& seems like a little contrived faker but that's just me. Oh and my ternative frenz didn't like the Justice remix of Uffie's song - too bad because it was her shot at the mnstrm.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Girls-Would-Kill/168891552372?ref=ts
lffstr 1z fk br@nd sh&&z n0t trnt1ve
she's still 'horrible'
3 chord progression looping for like 5 minutes really is not my idea of a comeback. When I moved to Montreal 2 years ago my goal was to make out with Uffie, that goal was accomplished 2 months in. Life seems boring now. Miss old sluttier uffie.
@Andy Lincoln, grats. thats also a goal of mine
@Andy Lincoln, weird. i also have the same goal. was that before or after she got fat?
@Andy Lincoln, damn bro. fill us in 2 the make out sesh
La Roux is better/worse than both of them.
team uffie..........
They both fucking suck
Ke$ha ur 15 minutes haven't passed yet? Uffie wasn't dead?
heart'd uffie via mr.oizo (maybe was just teh oizo/comedy?)
this new song is sad/boring :'( [tears='expressive', not '4real']
uffie =/= relevant. unless it's 2k7.
Uffie came before Ke$ha, but has basically lost her appeal, it's not 2007 anymore.
fuck fuck fuckf uck fuck uffie
lady gagzux 4EAE*`
She should just stick to the sassy rap.
illusions of love is my life. i didnt like that song at first but now i cant stop listening to it. "if you hate me so much, whats up with your obsession??" - uffie
the only decent track on that album is Hong Kong Garden (which isn't really Uffie but Siouxsie Sioux)
http://www.versionsgalore.com/2010/05/29/hong-kong-modern/
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