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GRAPHIC PHOTO: Cults lead singer Brian Oblivion suffers severe 3rd degree burns to face (7 comments) |
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Son, This Is A Buzzband. (26 comments) |
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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Beyonce and Jay-Z release first pictures of their fake baby! (8 comments) |
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NYTimes calls Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele'. Do they h8 fatties? (19 comments) |
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Bon Iver's Justin Vernon apologizes 2 Carles. Has he won the first battle against the Corrupt Indie Machine? (13 comments) |
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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (17 comments) |
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Madonna says M.I.A. ruined her show, is 'a stupid teenager' (8 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (18 comments) |
We fight against the Corrupt Indie Machine 4 u.
This week, a battle was launched against Carles by Justin Vernon. He stood against Independent Indie Media. He stood against The Indie Truth. He stood against indie free speech and the Progressive Alt Blogosphere.
Many speculated that he was a part of the Corrupt Indie Machine.
Perhaps he has seen the light, taking to #Twitter to issue a formal apology 2 Carles. He said, "sorry CRLS."
In the fight against the Corrupt Indie Machine, maybe we should all be sorry. Sorry 4 letting our indie society come 2 this.
Should Carles have apologized 2 Bron Iver?
Is Carles just 'milking this meme 4 hits'?
Is Carles 'a complete effing ass hole' who is 'self-obsessed' and only cares abt promoting the brand of his slow loading blog?
Who are the winners and losers of the Bon Iver Vs Carles battle?
How can we win the war against the Corrupt Indie Machine?
Is Bon Iver 'actually a chill bro' or a harshly vibed bro, taking to Twitter 2 voice too many of his dark thoughts?
Which indie artists should be banned from Twitter by their publicists?
Do u <3 the new era of 'indie journalism' where blogs basically just over-analyze minuscule, unimportant tweets that are actually just the irrelevant, passive thoughts of artists who are bored?
Bon Iver is a bearded man from a Midwestern forest who sounds like Bruce Hornsby and once collab-ed with Kanye West.
Carles is the popular blogger from the popular internet website HIPSTER RUNOFF.
The Corrupt Indie Machine is a massive conspiracy between the Indie Media, Blogs, Buzzbands, Buzz Humans and (Major and Indie) Labels to produce and farm inauthentic, inorganic, artificial buzz.
M.I.A.'s life continues to unravel after the Super Bowl. Earlier this week, she was exposed as a deadbeat mom. Now it seems as though she is being shunned by Madonna. Just a few weeks ago, MIA was all like 'big thangs are poppin, yall!' But now, Madonna has basically said that M.I.A. is a stupid tween who ruined the positive vibes of her show by flipping off the camera just to make herself 'a national talking point', even though no1 even really cared, it just fueled blog hits.
#ShameOnMIA:
Madonna admitted that she did not find out about the incident until after she'd left the stadium and added that she "wasn't happy about it" as it had ruined the show's positive atmosphere.
Speaking this morning (February 10) on KISS FM, Madonna gave her reaction to the incident, saying: "To tell you the truth, I didn't even know about. I didn't find out until I left. I found out about it in the elevator to get to the car and get to the airport. I wasn't happy about it. I know it's kind of punk rock and everything, but to me, there was such a feeling of love and good energy and positivity, and it just seemed negative."
She added: "It's kind of a teenager irrelevant thing to do in one respect, but there was such a feeling of love and unity there so what was the point? It was just out of place."
Madonna's positive vibes were truly ruined by the music industry's #1 terrorist. Maybe Madonna will 'cut' MIA's already pointless rap verse from the final single version of her song that sounds crappy any ways.
M.I.A.'s world continues to crumble. Who knows if she will still be in the industry in a year's time because she is certainly getting #BLACKLISTED by many of the industry's power players.
Is MIA 'done'?
Is she 'toast'?
IS she 'effed'?
Does no1 care?
IS she being 'deported' from the music industry bc she is a terrorist?
Did she really 'screw over' America?
Is it clear that the whole world is tired of M.I.A.'s antics?
M.I.A. is known for thinking that the American government is out 2 get her.
The New York Times is allegedly one of the 'last authentic content farms' in the game, writing long 'pieces' with serious words that 'sound important and authoritative', which is why they NAILED IT by calling Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele.' It's a great moment for American alt music journalism, sticking it to 'the goddamn British' and hefty mainstreamers who <3 Adele.
Curvaceous and pretty in a dress, she brims with catchy songs, all a bit retro, ironic and modern. Without straying too far off the pop grid, she’s the perfect antidote to Rihanna-Gaga overload — dare we say, a skinnier Adele, a more stable Amy Winehouse?
Say what you will about the New York Times, but at the end of the day, fattie hating sells papers. Would u rather wake up every morning next 2 Adele or Lana Del Rey? It's just natural selection. Hopefully Lana Del Rey will become 'less stable' so we can have Amy Winehouse level memes. ("I do not actually wish death upon her, because she is good 4 hits and because she is a human being." -a blggr)
Say what u will abt Adele's body, but at the end of the day, she is one of the greatest chubwave artists in the history of the chubwave movement, and you can easily photoshop a chicken drumstick into any photo of her.
Should she ride post-chubwaves and become a 'half-ton' woman who cannot leave her house, but still performs at the Grammys [via Skype]? Many ppl say that we should not worry abt physical appearance when judging females, but it's just part of the game. Lana Del Rey dedicated herself 2 beauty, and she was rewarded fairly. She could even get a second round of enhancements for her second album. Only time will tell, but she will certainly have more access 2 better, high-priced surgeons.
Anyways, there was also an accompanying Terry Richardson photoshoot, but Lana did NOT get naked for it :-(
Cmon Terry... U gotta at least get Lana to show some nip 4 us, or take off her top.
Lana looks good, bb! They can NEVER take that away from u.
Does Lana look good, bb?
Should she gain more weight to sell Adele level albums?
Is it good 2 h8 fatties?
Are we all trying 2 battle obesity?
Would u rather ride slutwaves than chubwaves?
Did Terry Richardson let every1 down by not convincing LDR to 'get naked', show off some nip, and let us know more abt her BANGIN bod?
Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'
