ULTIMATE LAMESTREAM, DUBSTEP SLUTWAVE & COOL DAD INDIE GRAMMY RECAP
Did u watch the Grammys?
Is there any sort of cultural commentary 2 add other than 'famous ppl of various talent levels gave us memes 2 overanalyze, mock, and slutshame'?
THESE ARE THE 2K12 GRAMMYS....
'I wish these were rotisserie chickens' [via hefty_ppl_jokes]
Tonight was the chubwave genre's coming out party.
Guy from Deep Blue Sea hosted [via Deepest Darkest]
Bon Iver won some award that Skrillex should have won. Delivered horrible speech.
'I am not a whore and men are mean 4 lying 2 me abt loving me' -Taylor Swift's simple message of female empowerment
Say what u will abt Chris Brown beating the shit out of Rihanna, but at the end of the day, he's the best in the game in haunting your graphic rape fantasies.
'U like dat ass?' -Slutwave 101 textbook, chapter 32
Adele collabs with some soulpatch-wave, sculted facial hair country singer bros
Adam Levine is truly the hardest twink in the game right now.
The White Stripes reunited.
Kings of Leon looking swole
Mumford and Sons looking 'dapper'
Robyn looking like a fashion disaster/foreign little boy with bowl haircut
I'm not sure why she wore her kinky sex toys 2 the Grammys. Seems classless, trying 2 hard 2 be a slutwaver.
Not sure why Lykke Li was invited. Thought she was just a random female indie artist.
Awesome People Hanging Out Together, Looking Old #soulpatches
'Every time a bass drops, a Skrillex gets the sides of head trimmed'
Katy Perry turns 2 her gays, and her terrible hair 2 get over Russell Brand.
Bett Middler has gone rapegaze / goth
J-Lo and Markus Antohony representing Latinas all over the world.
Skrillex canoodling with Paris Hilton
Srsly tho... R u mad, bro? I rlly want 2 know, bro... u mad?
Some rapper bro canoodling with Kanye West's sloppy seconds
Kate Hudson got 'too tan'
I wonder if the power of the Lady Gaga has diminished now that every slutwaver is 'overtly trying' 2 create performance and costume memes.
Couple I went to high school with about to hit up Friday date night at Olive Garden
When will we get Diplo's phone number?
Say what u will abt Pope Ratzinger, but at the end of the day, I'll always be a Pope John Paul II fan...
Mickey Mau5 DJ set
Random woman with machine gun arm to promote upcoming Total Recall movie.
The band JET is back, added a girl
Should Rebecca Black start using Friday nites 2 hit the gym? [via commenting on tween weight issues 2 #slutshame against America's obesity problem]
OKGO won the Grammy for 'best band 2 scam brands into forking over money for participating in overvalued viral videos.'
The Latin American OKGO.
Say what u will abt soul patches, but at the end of the day, soul patches can make the soul patchiest soul patchy bro look like a true soulpatcher. #soulpatch
What was ur fave part of the Grammys?
Was this all hella lamestream?
Was this an important cultural event, or just some dumb celebration of dumb stuff that no1 actually cares abt?
Are ppl even 'shocked' or genuinely 'upset' by Grammy winners now?
Should the Grammys focus more on generating memes, similar to MTV Award Shows, instead of 'celebrating' old rock band dudes?
Did the night truly belong 2 chubwave?