Every morning, I start my day with a bowl of dubstep cereal.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day
It is also an important buzz meal
fueling your body
for you daily quest 4 eternal relevance
Recently, I started eating a very dubsteppy cereal
The vibe is authentic, American, British, underground, ravewave
It's so good that both James Blake AND Skrillex could enjoy it
without arguing abt what makes 'authentic dubstep'
They say whenever ur cranky
ur really just hungry
and u really just want to vibe out
with some dancing bears.
Start ur day off right
with a bowl of DubCereal
Honey Bunches of Dubs
Cinnamon Toast Womp
Kashi Go Lean Dub
Raisin Bran Dub
Kellogg's Smart Dub
What kind of dub cereal will u start ur day with?
Listen to the Snap, the crackle, the pop, the drop, the womp
Take some E
vibe on some molly
enjoy ur cereal
This is a brand new day
Don't skip the dubbiest meal of the day.
What kind of cereal do u eat in the morning?
Is 'cereal' for poor, unhealthy Middle Americans?
Is dubstep a relevant branded aesthetic for emerging Gen Z markets?
Has dubstep gone 'mainstream' [via tween marketing campaigns]?
Have u ever had this cereal?