I'm looking for a keut, alt Valentine. U can be a keut entry level gurle, an altbaguette, a boi, an altbro, a ghey twink, or even a hefty mainstreamer. I am just tired of being alone. I want some 1 who 'gets it' and wants to start a buzzband with me then have cool kids that wear fashionable ass clothes.

In order to enter the running 2 be Carles' Valentine, plz email Carles a picture of urself holding up a meaningful message to him. carleser [at] gmail.com or submit a pic to the HRO facebook page.

Suggested mssgs include
"<3 u Carles"
"miss u"
"<3 HRO"
"Wanna be with u"
"I'm hornie 4 Carles"
"Ur my fave buzzband"
"HIPSTER RUNOFFS"
"U complete me, Carles"
"Hi CRLS"
"Let's start an authentic relationship 2gether, kinda like Win and Regine [via the Arcade Fires]"
"4evr Urs, CRLS"
or anything else creative that will give u an edge.

Ur picture will be posted on HIPSTER RUNOFF on Valentine's Day.
Commenters will say who their faves are, and if there is a [highly blggbl] / [highly controversial] entry, you might be the winner, which Carles will select.

The winner + runners up will obtain some of these potential prizes
-a date with Carles at Chili's
-a lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand
-a HIPSTER RUNOFF prize pack
-Carles will take you to Outback Steakhouse
-a chance to be interviewed on the HIPSTER RUNOFF POCAST
-a BFF necklace that u will wear with Carles
-Carles' varsity letterman jacket
-a box of chocolates
-a Build-A-Bear wearing Am Appy / retro vintage clothes

What r u waiting 4?
Do u wanna be my Valentine?

I don't wanna be alone n e more.

carleser [at] gmail.com

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