Does n e 1 know what G20 protesters are even protesting? Seems like they just want to make .jpg internet memes
Photos via Torontoist
Every year or so, some summit happens called the G20. I don't even know what really happens there, who goes, or what global leaders are trying to solve/talk about. Mainly just exists as some sort of opportunity for a city to 'waste tons of money on security' and for tons of rebellious spirits who h8 society to 'protest' against society/the government/the world/the Illuminati / miscellaneous constraints of the human spirit via 'bullshit'. It seems like a 'protest' doesn't even really mean anything any more. Like many 'real life' events, it has sort of degenerated into the kind of event that is mainly created to 'create sweet web media', whether it is a youtube vid, a .jpg, or even a dramatic gif. Feel like these protesters in Toronto are just 'internet meme generating ass holes' who don't 'give a damn' about the world, and only really care about making people on the internet LOL. Honestly feel like in our meme society, the lolcat might be the only universal currency. I guess the riot cops provide a great 'backdrop' to create a surrealist meme. Feel like it is 'human nature' to want to see people getting beat up by cops [via the Rodney King theory], then reflect on the power of the government. Bros who 'didnt graduate from high school' can unite with 'unemployed bros who graduated with a worthless degree from an expensive university' under the same goal: "H8 society for misleading me/leaving me trapped.' Just wish I could protest 'with song'. Brought my guitar to the protest hoping to throw down some Jack Johnson-esque vibes, but the cops totally killed our chill waves. Is it authentic to wear a Bob Marley 'One Love' t-shirt to a protest? Might start a meme blog called lesbians who look like little boys getting their asses beat by riot police . tumblr . com Maybe I'll just take my flip cam and 'vlog' live from the middle of the violent areas, putting a buzzband soundtrack to make my video seem 'more bad ass/bloggable.'
Worried abt Foot Locker. Thought it was our right as members of the Western World to own the 'sweetest pair of sneakers' possible [via the Post Michael Jordan world] Glad the GAP stayed safe. Might go get some on sale t-shirts and socks later Sad that Am Appy didn't play it safe, and ended up with human feces in their store. [link] Do u think she h8s cell phone stores because of how much they charge for data plans? Maybe she wouldn't be so violent if she knew that Droid Does Apps. Wonder if there is a Home Depot / Lowe's nearby where u can pick up plywood / weapons / hammers / etc. Maybe an Outdoor shop is a better place to get a pick axe 'Totes gonna make this my facebook profile default pic.' This bro seems to be getting 'mad air', Shaun White style. Wonder if he got those boxers at The Gap / Old Navy. Wonder if they are really 'anarchists' or just people who want to 'fuck shit up.' Really hope 1 of these g20 things comes to my city soon. Want to go to my local mall and 'break some windows.
Do yall believe in anarchy or capitalism? are these real anarchists, or just bros who eat McDonalds like every1 else? Keut cutoff + bandana combo I wonder which 1 has a longer-lasting psychological impact on u: getting arrested [via handcuffs] OR getting arrested [via plastic cord binding ur hands together]. (you probably aren't a legitimate threat 2 society if u can be restrained by a plastic cord.) Local Business Owners should probably h8 society. 'I proposed 2 my wife at the G20 protest. Our pic symbolizes love in the face of a mad world.' ////CONTINUE READING///Must be fun to be a riot cop, because you have the opportunity to 'beat the shit out of any type of person u h8.' This bro seems to h8 women. This cop bro seems to h8 younger bros who have their whole lives ahead of them. Really want to 'get aggressive' and smash some skulls
Wish these protester bros cared more about the Earth / recycling. Wonder if she is being arrested for a 'fashion crime' [via leggings / camel toe] Real blood, or Halloween prop from ur local grocery store? Worried that these beautiful breasts would get blood on them / beaten by angry riot coppers. Do u think people are really 'protesting' or do they just want the chance to 'fuck shit up'? Feel like the G20 protests are just going to become places where failed artists 'try too hard' to make photo memes. Wonder if they are graduate art students who have 'one last chance' to get press for their art project. Is the g20 protest a place where global leaders hear the voices of the commonman, or is it just a place where people take pictures of people destroying public/private property? Does n e 1 know what the G20 protests are about? Is there really anything 'that wrong' with the world? Do the g20 summits fix our global problems? Do cities 'waste more money' hosting the Olympics or hosting g20 summits? Do yall 'believe in anything' or do u jut want to chill on the internet? Do these protesters 'know what the eff they are doing'? Is Toronto a solid place to raise ur family? Are yall more chill with anarchy or capitalism? Do u know if Steve Jobs would still make Macbooks in an anarchist society? Are all of these protesters authentic, or just trying to make internet memes? Are IRL events no longer pure because they are 'trying too hard to produce sharable internet content'? Whose side are yalls on?