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DON'T TASE ME BRO: GIRL TALK EDITION

Check out the Daily Swarm to find out about a guy getting tased in the ass for a prolonged period of time at the Girl Talk concert at Washington University on November 9th.



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The guy was apparently getting naked, and it was on a college campus, so I guess it's good that college campuses use tasers instead of guns to control unruly people.

If you're going to have a Girl Talk concert, crazy things are going to happen. After a stage collapse in Dallas, the world is definitely waiting until a GIRL TALK TRAGEDY. Once some one dies at a Girl Talk concert, there's definitely going to be a whole series of 60 Minutes-type specials on 'a DJ who steals all of his music and kills people.' I wonder if it will be good or bad for his image.

I think Illegal Art (Girl Talk's label) should come up with an innovative new profit model, where he sells GIRL TALK LOTTERY TICKETS and VIP STAGE PASSES in order to regulate who gets to be on stage at the concert. It would probably be a good idea to get a good group of tame rich people on stage instead of greasy teens and belligerent members of the hipster proletariat who don't know how to chill.

I think some one will probably die at a Girl Talk show in a foreign country.
What do YOU think?

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